[_ver] 2016-01-23 Bugfixed by Daniel Marschall; based on LNG file of GTA2 v11.44
[1001] y!#Excellent! You have completed #all# the #Yakuza jobs#!#
[1002] z!#Congratulations! You completed #all# the #Zaibatsu jobs#!#
[1003] l!#Hoo-hoo! You completed #all# the #Loony jobs#!#
[1005] y!No one betrays the mighty Yakuza. Loyal assassins are the future, Kosai. As a reward I give you #$40,000#.
[1006] z!I like your style, Gecko! Such professionalism in the face of adversity deserves to receive #$40,000#.
[1007] z!Erradicating these childish threats is a constant problem, Gecko. But now you are richer by #$40,000#.
[1008] z!Impressive, Gecko! This display of force will remind the Cops not to bite the Zaibatsu hand that feeds them. Your fine performance is worthy of #$40,000#.
[1009] l!Ooh, Jumbo! I just LOVE this new Dementia Limousine! Here's #$40,000# for being so thoughtful.
[1010] y!Excellent, Kosai! Now bring the #car# back to the #Safehouse#.
[1011] y!Drive to #Yakuza territory# and you will be safe, Kosai!
[1012] l!I told you to use a Z-Type.
[1013] l!I told you to use a Miara.
[1014] You are useless!
[1015] You have been arrested!
[1016] ALL YAKUZA JOBS DONE!
[1017] ALL LOONY JOBS DONE!
[1018] ALL ZAIBATSU JOBS DONE!
[1019] n!#Welcome to #Bernaar(c)'s Multiplayer map#, have fun!                                         Made by: #Bernaar(c)#, e-mail: bvwillig(a)hotmail.com, ICQ: 51292477#
[1020] n!#Welcome to #Bernaar(c)'s Race#, have fun!                                                         Made by: #Bernaar(c)#, e-mail: bvwillig(a)hotmail.com, ICQ: 51292477#
[1021] n!#Welcome to #Bernaar(c)'s Holy Project#, have fun!                                                  Made by: #Bernaar(c)#, e-mail: bvwillig(a)hotmail.com, ICQ: 51292477#
[1022] r!The Blue player has just finished all their laps!
[1023] r!The Green player has just finished all their laps!
[1024] r!The Red player has just finished all their laps!
[1025] r!The Yellow player has just finished all their laps!
[1026] All players must complete 5 laps before continuing to the final jump!
[1027] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1028] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1029] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1030] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1031] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1032] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1033] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1034] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1035] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1036] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1037] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1038] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1039] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1040] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1041] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1042] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1043] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1044] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1045] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1046] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1047] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1048] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1049] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1050] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1051] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1052] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1053] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1054] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1055] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1056] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1057] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1058] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1059] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1060] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1061] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1062] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1063] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1064] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1065] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1066] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1067] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1068] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1069] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1070] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1071] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1072] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1073] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1074] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1075] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1076] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1077] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1078] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1079] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1080] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1081] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1082] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1083] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1084] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1085] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1086] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1087] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1088] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1089] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1090] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1091] y!#You need more respect to work for the Yakuza!#
[1092] y!#This is Yakuza territory. You are advised to #kill# some #Zaibatsu# before you return for work.#
[1093] y!#You have already accepted a Yakuza job. Return when it is over!#
[1094] y!#The Yakuza have no respect for you! Disappear!#
[1095] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1095 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1096] y!#The Yakuza do not do business with Loonies. Get lost!#
[1097] y!#The Yakuza do not do business with Zaibatsu whores. Begone!#
[1098] y!#Fool! You have already finished this Yakuza job!#
[1099] y!#Idiot! You already messed up this Yakuza job!#
[1100] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1100 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1101] l!#Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha! You need more respect to work for the Loonies!#
[1102] l!#Welcome to Loony Land! #Kill Yakuza# to make us happy!#
[1103] l!#Hey, stupid, are you not already on a Loo-Loo-Loony job? Come back when you are through-ooh-ooh!#
[1104] l!#Be warned! Respect the Loonies or wind up... lobotomized!#
[1105] l!#We Loonies don't like the smell of Yakuza - and you stink. Poo-poo! Poo-poo!#
[1106] l!#Respect the Loonies or wind up lobotomized!#
[1107] l!#Loonies don't make deals with those boring Zaibatsu people! So blow!#
[1108] l!#You already did this job, fruitcake!#
[1109] l!#Hey, screwball, you screwed up this Loony job already!#
[1110] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1110 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1111] z!#You expect the Zaibatsu to respect YOU?#
[1112] z!#This is the Zaibatsu territory - home only to those who #eliminate Loonies#.#
[1113] z!#You are already on a Zaibatsu job. Return only when your work is done.#
[1114] z!#Disrespecting the Zaibatsu is... inadvisable.#
[1115] z!#The Zaibatsu do not negotiate with Yakuza scum. GO!#
[1116] z!#The Zaibatsu do not negotiate with Loony filth. GO!#
[1117] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1117 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1118] z!#You are in error. This Zaibatsu job has already been completed.#
[1119] z!#You have a short memory. You already took this Zaibatsu job and made a mess of it.#
[1120] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1120 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1121] #Nice one, Gecko! You certainly earned your #$40,000#.#
[1124] JOB COMPLETE!
[1125] JOB FAILED!
[1131] z!Hey, Gecko, it's Trey Welsh. I need some clean cash for a Cop pay-off. There's a Third World Bank Van circling the city. Steal it.
[1132] z!Pick up the Z-Men Unit - then I will fill you in on the job.
[1133] z!The Z-Men are dead men! The job's over for you, Gecko.
[1134] z!No Bank Van means no money. Get yourself a regular job, joker.
[1135] z!Hey, Gecko, the Z-Men are expecting you. Sound your horn to get their attention.
[1137] z!The Bank is expecting this Van - so be careful with it, Gecko!
[1138] z!Grab the briefcase and get the hell out of there!
[1139] z!Get the Bank Van and the clean cash back to the Safehouse - FAST!
[1140] z!Find Rollo Tomassi, life-long friend of the Zaibatsu. He can swap clean cash for the necessary Cop pay-off.
[1141] z!Rollo Tomassi was Zaibatsu connected, Gecko. Wasting his ass was a BAD move.
[1142] z!Give the package to the Cop - with our thanks!
[1143] z!That wasn't so smart, Gecko.
[1144] n!Give my regards to Trey Welsh. Remind him the price is going up.
[1145] z!His price just went down, Gecko. Get a vehicle and get to the Safehouse.
[1146] z!Get back in the Bank Van, dumb ass!
[1147] n!CHECKING CLEARANCE... THIRD WORLD BANK... 0-01882A... CLEARANCE... OK. HAVE A NICE DAY.
[1148] z!You can drink that polluted shit alone, Gecko. Goodbye.
[1149] z!That wasn't so smart, Gecko. The job's OFF.
[1150] Hey, wait for us!
[1151] JOB FAILED!
[1152] JOB FAILED!
[1153] JOB FAILED!
[1161] z!Hey, Gecko! Trey Welsh here. The Yakuza are flooding the streets with cheap merchandise. I need you to supply my dealers - FAST. Collect the new shipment and get moving!
[1162] z!Move swiftly, Gecko, and watch the clock! You only have THREE minutes to get this shit on the street!
[1163] z!Too slow, Gecko. Too slow. Did you take some of the stash?
[1164] z!What a mess, Gecko. I think pizza deliveries are more your style.
[1165] z!Faster, Gecko! Three to go and people need blow.
[1166] z!Dead Dealers are no use to anyone - least of all me, Gecko.
[1167] z!Tick tock goes the clock, two deals to go on this block.
[1168] z!If I wanted dead Dealers I would have hired Hitmen. Your number's up, Gecko.
[1169] z!Three down, one to go. Come on, Gecko - move it!
[1170] z!Putting dealers in bodybags wasn't your job, Gecko.
[1171] z!You drive like the wind, Gecko. I think we can make further use of your services. In the meantime take #$20,000# for your trouble.
[1172] JOB FAILED!
[1173] JOB FAILED!
[1174] JOB FAILED!
[1175] JOB FAILED!
[1176] JOB FAILED!
[1177] JOB FAILED!
[1191] y!Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. I think my top man is selling information to the Zaibatsu. I want you to tail him.
[1192] y!He's dead, Kosai, and dead men can tell us nothing. This job is over.
[1193] y!He saw you, Kosai, and now the job is history. Learn to follow simple instructions and you might live longer.
[1194] y!You lost him, Kosai. In future concentrate on the job and you will not make so many mistakes.
[1195] y!Excellent, you found the traitor's hideout. He must suffer the Yakuza way. Make contact with the ancient torture master, Refried Noodle.
[1196] y!Refried Noodle was older than this city, Kosai. Consider his death a bad mistake on your part.
[1197] y!I am Refried Noodle. Here is a weapon - if you need it.
[1198] y!The traitor and his men must die! Kill them all, Kosai!
[1199] y!If he sees you again, Kosai, kiss this job goodbye.
[1200] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1200 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1201] y!Consider yourself lucky this time, Kosai. I won't always be around to pay off the Cops.
[1202] JOB FAILED!
[1203] JOB FAILED!
[1204] JOB FAILED!
[1205] JOB FAILED!
[1221] z!Trey Welsh here. The Loonies have slipped narcotics in the water supply and hit my drugs business. Revenge will be simple. First, you need a special Loony Dementia.
[1222] z!The Loony guards seem a bit twitchy. Make sure they don't spot you.
[1223] z!I didn't ask for a flaming Dementia, Gecko. Find yourself a new employer.
[1224] z!You need #$5,000# to get the car rigged - so start working!
[1225] z!OK, Gecko, here's the plan... Take the Dementia to the Bomb Shop and rig it with explosives. Then return the rigged Dementia to the Loony Garage and blow the Loons to the Moon.
[1226] z!This car don't drive by ESP - so get your ass back in!
[1227] z!The party's over in Crazy Town, Gecko. Dump the rigged Dementia in the Loony Garage and set the explosives.
[1228] z!The Dementia's rigged! Get your ass back in the car and drive cool to the Loony Garage.
[1229] z!Don't try my patience, Gecko. Get back in the Van!
[1230] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1230 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1231] z!Stop wasting time, Gecko. Go get the Z-Men!
[1232] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1232 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1233] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1233 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1235] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1235 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1236] z!Shit like you is only fit for the sidewalk, Gecko.
[1237] JOB FAILED!
[1238] JOB FAILED!
[1239] JOB FAILED!
[1240] Hey, wait for us!
[1241] z!Shit, Gecko, a group of crack Loonies are on their way. You need reinforcements - and fast. Take the Van and meet the Z-Men at North-West Zarelli.
[1242] z!How many times do you think you can screw up?
[1243] z!You wrecked the Van! Back to the phones, Gecko.
[1244] z!You flushed the Van down the toilet! Find someone else to wipe your sorry ass, Gecko.
[1245] z!You can pick up no-one from a cell, Gecko. Enjoy the solitude.
[1246] z!Now go pick up the Z-Men.
[1247] z!The Z-Men will get in the Van when you blast the horn.
[1248] z!Z-Men! Dead! Gecko, consider this job terminated.
[1249] z!Excellent, Gecko, you got the Z-Men. Now head for the Loony Garage and nail that band of crazies!
[1251] z!Trey Welsh here. The small-time Yute gang is getting cocky, crushing our new Zaibatsu cars for scrap. I want answers. There's a snitch called Lefty by the Casino. Find out what he knows.
[1253] z!You killed Lefty! Find yourself a new employer and a new job.
[1255] z!That's Lefty! Beat the son-of-a-bitch until he tells us where his Boss is hiding. But don't kill him until he talks, Gecko!
[1256] Hey, I don't know shit. Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you or Trey Welsh.
[1257] z!You needed that Yute Car, Gecko! Go home and pack your bags.
[1258] z!Steal a Yute Car from the South Docks, Gecko - and don't take no shit.
[1259] z!You barbecued the Yute Boss! It's back to the phones for you, Gecko.
[1260] z!The anti-corrosion warranty is void, Gecko. Consider your employment terminated.
[1261] z!It seems someone bigger is behind the car crushing, Gecko. Bring the Yute Boss to Zaibatsu HQ and we will use electrode therapy to find out what he knows.
[1262] Settle down, tough guy! The bloke you need is relaxing at the Easy Rider Whore House.
[1263] z!Hey, you ain't my driver!
[1264] z!Sound the horn, Gecko. The dumb Yute will think his driver has come to collect him.
[1266] z!Good work, Gecko - you got the Yute Boss! Now bring him and the Yute Car to Zaibatsu headquarters. And make sure they both stay in one piece.
[1267] z!Stay in the car, Gecko, while our friend gets out to talk.
[1268] z!I told you to be careful, Gecko. You lost the car AND the job.
[1269] z!No Zaibatsu were meant to die. Take a holiday, Gecko. You are in deep shit!
[1270] z!We got what we wanted. Take our friend to the South Docks and show him how his Car Crusher works first-hand.
[1271] Hey, wait for me!
[1272] z!Back in the car, Gecko!
[1273] z!The South Dock Car Crusher - remember?
[1274] z!Get out of the car and let the crane do the work, Gecko. But don't go anywhere. Watch and learn how Zaibatsu recycle their waste.
[1275] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1275 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1276] z!I told you to watch and learn, Gecko! Lose yourself. The Zaibatsu have no time for the squeamish.
[1277] z!Was that fun? Now move it to the Easy Rider Whore House!
[1278] JOB FAILED!
[1279] JOB FAILED!
[1280] JOB FAILED!
[1281] y!Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. The Loonies still owe me money for merchandise. Get some wheels, get to the City University and GET MY DOLLARS!
[1282] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1282 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1283] y!Sound your horn, Kosai, the Loonies are expecting you.
[1284] y!We can't deal with dead Loonies, Kosai. Consider this job terminated.
[1285] l!We ain't payin'! Die, Yakuza delivery boy!
[1286] y!Kill the crazies, Kosai!
[1287] y!Hey, dreamer, get back in the car and sound the horn.
[1288] y!Sound the horn, fool!
[1289] y!The Loonies are crazy for Mary Jane's Ice Cream. Get an Ice-Cream Van so you can access the City Asylum - then we will teach this idiot gang a lesson.
[1290] y!You need #$5,000# to rig the Ice-Cream Van with explosives.
[1291] y!You need more dollars to rig the Van. Might I humbly suggest a killing spree?
[1292] y!You wasted the Ice-Cream Van and my time. The job's off, Kosai.
[1293] y!Good, you have enough dollars to arm the Ice-Cream Van. Get to it!
[1294] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1294 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1295] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1295 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1296] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1296 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1297] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1297 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1298] y!Drive the Ice-Cream Van to the Loony Asylum. Once you get inside destroy their Happy Gas tanks.
[1299] y!Get back in the Ice-Cream Van before my patience melts, Kosai.
[1300] y!No more Mary Jane for you, Kosai. I refuse to work with amateurs.
[1301] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1301 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1302] y!Arm the Ice-Cream Van bomb then escape the Asylum - fast.
[1303] y!Super-fantastic, Kosai! The Loonies are lost without their Happy Gas. Have #$40,000# for your hard work.
[1304] y!Clearly you are too weak to complete even the simplest of tasks, Kosai. A pity.
[1305] y!Your foolishness has cost me dear, Kosai. I leave you to play with the Loonies.
[1306] y!I do not tolerate your close contact with the Cops, Kosai. In future keep your distance.
[1307] y!That was stupid, Kosai. I will pull some strings to set you free.
[1308] y!That is not the best way to avoid work, Kosai. Pull yourself together!
[1309] y!You will find it difficult to do business now that he is dead, Kosai.
[1310] JOB FAILED!
[1311] l!Hey, Jumbo, it's Elmo here. The Cops have a new Dementia Limousine in their Car Compound and I want it BAD. Meet my friend Dodo at the University - he will help you.
[1312] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1312 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1313] l!Uh-oh! Dodo's dead! I don't think I can ever forgive you, Jumbo.
[1314] l!Hello, Elmo's special friend. I have arranged for a gun and some bombs to be left behind the Harman Hotel. I'd like to come but it's bath night.
[1315] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1315 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1316] l!The guard outside the Cop Car Compound is too nice to die. Get some wheels and meet Lance - he will distract the Guard for #$1,000# a pop.
[1317] l!Lance is... dead, Jumbo. Find yourself a new job.
[1318] l!Are you serious? I ain't moving for anything less than a thousand.
[1319] l!You got the money - now go get Lance!
[1320] l!A thousand bucks! I'm all yours, big boy.
[1321] l!Lance! Dead! That's the job over for you, Jumbo.
[1322] l!Drop Lance outside the Cop Car Compound and leave the vehicle - Lance will need it.
[1323] l!You can't leave Lance, Jumbo!
[1324] l!Drive to the Cop Car Compound - and hurry, Jumbo!
[1325] l!Get out of the vehicle, Jumbo, and wait to see if Lance does his stuff.
[1326] l!I didn't say you could kill the Cop, Jumbo. Consider yourself off the job.
[1327] l!My dream car! Wasted! Stay away from me for a while, Jumbo.
[1328] l!Lance's filthy allure is working. Enter the Cop Car Compound and kill the other guard - I don't like him.
[1329] l!Ssh! Don't let the guard see you!
[1330] l!He's spotted you, Jumbo. This is going to make the job tough.
[1331] l!Use your Molotov Cocktails to blow up the door locks.
[1332] l!Take that Dementia Limousine and put your foot to the floor!
[1333] l!This car's hot, Jumbo, so get back in!
[1334] l!Okay, Jumbo, get the Limousine back to the Asylum - real cool, yeah!
[1335] l!Quit foolin' and drive to the Asylum - smooth, brother.
[1336] JOB FAILED!
[1337] JOB FAILED!
[1338] JOB FAILED!
[1339] JOB FAILED!
[1340] JOB FAILED!
[1341] y!Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. The authorities have impounded my favorite car and I want you to steal me a SWAT Van as compensation.
[1342] y!Very cool, Kosai. Bring it to my garage.
[1343] y!What's taking you so long, Kosai? Where's my SWAT Van?
[1344] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1344 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1345] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1345 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1346] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1346 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1347] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1347 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1348] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1348 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1349] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1349 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1350] y!You steal well, Kosai. The Yakuza will have many jobs for someone with your talents. For now, #$60,000# should see you right.
[1351] y!Getting arrested was incompetent, Kosai. Now you cannot work!
[1352] y!Your performance is pathetic, Kosai. Goodbye.
[1353] JOB FAILED!
[1354] JOB FAILED!
[1371] y!Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. Gama Rei has to leave the City Hospital - fast. He's in plastic surgery so you need a Medicar.
[1372] y!Excellent, Kosai. Now collect Gama Rei from the City Hospital.
[1373] y!What are you doing with the Medicar, Kosai? You have a job to do!
[1374] y!Have patience, Kosai. Gama Rei only just got his new face.
[1375] y!Gama Rei is dead!
[1376] y!The man who destroys a Medicar, Kosai, is not a well man. Such people don't get jobs.
[1377] y!Gama Rei must be taken to the Safehouse before the Loonies dispatch Assassins. Move it!
[1378] y!Gama Rei has stolen Loony secrets so they want him bad. Watch his ass, Kosai.
[1379] y!Get back in the Medicar, Kosai!
[1380] y!Deliver Gama Rei to the Safehouse NOW!
[1381] y!Gama Rei is important to us, Kosai. We are most pleased by your performance. Here - have #$40,000#.
[1382] y!Compensating the Cops for your mistakes is not my style, Kosai. Be warned - my temper is short.
[1383] y!I warned you, Kosai. You messed up and now the Cops will mess you up.
[1384] JOB FAILED!
[1385] JOB FAILED!
[1386] y!Hey, wait for me!
[1401] y!Kosai! Johnny Zoo here! Military top brass are pissed with me and sending a Tank and Ground Troops to trash my exotic cars. I need your help.
[1402] y!Shit, Kosai! That Tank means business.
[1403] y!Fantastic, Kosai! You are my first call if the Military strike. Here's #$60,000#.
[1404] y!Your failure to stop this military offensive has cost me dear, Kosai. Be thankful I cannot touch you from here.
[1405] y!My beautiful cars are destroyed! Now I must take the bus, Kosai?
[1406] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1406 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1407] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1407 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1408] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1408 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1409] y!The Tank is still rolling, Kosai. Don't get arrested again.
[1410] JOB FAILED!
[1411] JOB FAILED!
[1432] l!Hey, Jumbo! Elmo here. I'm bored so I'm starting a gang war. First, I want you to steal a Zaibatsu Z-Type and run down Johnny Zoo's three top Yakuza.
[1433] l!Nice, Jumbo! Stick with the Loonies - we always have the most fun. Here's #$60,000# for you to play with.
[1434] l!Ooh, the Z-Type is cool, Jumbo. Now get hunting those Yakuza!
[1435] l!Look, Jumbo, you HAVE to use a Zaibatsu Z-Type for my plan to work.
[1436] l!To drive that bad takes practise. See you around, Jumbo.
[1437] l!Welcome to Yakuza Town, Jumbo! Happy hunting!
[1438] l!Get back on the Yakuza turf, Jumbo.
[1439] l!Hoo-hoo! I bet that hurts!
[1440] l!I say! That's the style!
[1441] l!Hey! Them bones, them bones, them broken bones!
[1442] l!Steal a Yakuza Miara and drive over to the Zaibatsu quarter - then run over Trey Welsh's top three Z-Lieutenants. Ha ha ha!
[1443] l!Look, Jumbo, you HAVE to use a Yakuza Miara for my plan to work.
[1444] l!Cool, Jumbo! Now it's off to the Zaibatsu quarter for some corporate killing.
[1445] l!The air's clean - it can only be the Zaibatsu quarter. Gentlemen, start your killin'!
[1446] l!I want rivers of blood in Zaibatsu streets! Get in there!
[1447] l!Mmm, Zaibatsu for dinner!
[1448] l!Zaibatsu for lunch!
[1449] l!And Zaibatsu between meals!
[1450] l!A Yakuza got away, Jumbo! That's no good! It's back to cleaning toilets for you.
[1451] l!A Yakuza escaped, Jumbo, so you be the bitch with no job.
[1452] l!A Yakuza escaped, Jumbo - and I thought I was the stupid one.
[1453] l!A Zaibatsu escaped, Jumbo. Get back to your mummy.
[1454] l!A Zaibatsu got away! You screwed up, Jumbo. Get back behind the bar.
[1455] l!A Zaibatsu escaped, Jumbo. You know - I don't like you any more.
[1456] JOB FAILED!
[1457] JOB FAILED!
[1458] JOB FAILED!
[1459] JOB FAILED!
[1460] JOB FAILED!
[1461] JOB FAILED!
[1462] JOB FAILED!
[1463] l!Hey, Jumbo! You should meet Cosmo Trouble, Downtown. He's got a bonkers mad job for you!
[1464] l!Jumbo, it's me, Elmo. That call was a hoax. Your ass has been set up by my bonkers mad brother who's sent three serious hitmen after you. You'd better kill them - quick!
[1465] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1465 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1466] l!Nicely done, Jumbo! You NAILED his bitch ass.
[1467] l!Maybe you ain't so crazy, Jumbo, 'cos those hitmen are all history. Here's #$40,000#.
[1468] l!You dope, Jumbo! Those hitmen put a cap in your ass!
[1469] l!When the cops grab you, Jumbo, all jobs are off!
[1470] JOB FAILED!
[1471] JOB FAILED!
[1500] l!Yo, Jumbo, it's Elmo. New Yakuza drugs are making the insane sane - which is bad news for us Loonies. Pick up explosives from the University and use them to wreak havoc at J-Lab.
[1501] l!Take out the short-ass Yakuza guard and plant explosives in his place. FAST!
[1502] l!Get back inside the J-Lab.
[1503] y!No-one trespasses in J-Lab!
[1504] y!You will die in J-Lab, Loony!
[1505] l!Cool shootin', Jumbo! Plant the explosives in his place.
[1506] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1506 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1507] l!Climb the stairs and watch the fun, Jumbo. J-Lab is about to close permanently!
[1508] l!Oh yes, baby, watch it blow! Flaming narcotics are my favorite firework.
[1509] l!The J-Lab is history and the Loonies are safe in insanity. You are one real cool cat, Jumbo. Maybe we do business some other day. For now, here's #$40,000#.
[1511] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1511 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1512] l!Duh!
[1513] l!Getting arrested wasn't so smart, Jumbo.
[1514] JOB FAILED!
[1515] JOB FAILED!
[1531] l!Jumbo! It's me, Elmo. Pizza Cake restaurants keep screwing up my favorite food. Go to the City University, pick up some explosives and teach them a new recipe.
[1532] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1532 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1533] l!Okay, Jumbo, deliver the explosives by hand to Pizza Cake. And don't forget to run away...
[1534] l!Arrested! Things don't get much worse, Jumbo.
[1535] l!You follow bad plans well, Jumbo. Have a deep-fried Pizza Cake and #$20,000# to celebrate.
[1536] l!You got FIVE seconds before the dynamite blows. RUN!
[1537] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1537 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1538] l!So much for those shitty explosives. Wait! A Pizza Cake Delivery Truck is on its way. Destroy that instead.
[1539] JOB FAILED!
[1540] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1540 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1600] n!#Hey there, stranger! Welcome to the #Downtown District#. Stick around if you wanna learn what's going down...#
[1601] n!#Apart from neutral areas like this one, the city is carved up between three feuding gangs - the #Zaibatsu# in grey, the #Loonies# in green, and the #Yakuza# in blue.#
[1602] n!#I don't do rough stuff, buddy. Shove your attitude up your ass.#
[1603] n!#Try life in the big city on your own, ya worthless piece-a-shit!#
[1604] n!#You wanna work for a gang, you follow their #colored markers# to their #phones# and pick up a job. But make sure you have enough #respect#...#
[1605] n!Respect# is #everything#, so be careful who you kill. Spilling one gang's blood will reduce their respect for you but increase your standing with a rival gang.#
[1606] n!#Be warned - you start killing innocent people and the #Cops# will bust your balls.#
[1607] n!#By the way, a #Church# like this is the place to #save# your progress - but only after you finish a job, and only if you have #$50,000#.#
[1608] n!#You need transportation and a weapon to get started in this city - and I'm giving you both. There's the car... and there's a #pistol# inside.#
[1609] n!#That wasn't so smart, now was it?#
[1610] n!#Pyromaniac, huh? Well find yourself another vehicle, wise ass.#
[1611] n!#I... I was a cheap snitch who had it coming... But not from a punk like you...#
[1612] n!#Dickwad! There ain't a vehicle in the city that works underwater!#
[1613] n!#You wanna see where the gangs operate? Follow the #big pink marker# to the #Zaibatsu zone# and look out for the men in grey suits. Some of them drive distinct #Z-Type# cars.#
[1614] n!#The next stop is #Loony Land#, home to the guys in bright green nightdresses. Their cars are obvious from the smiling faces on top.#
[1615] n!#Now let's visit the #Yakuza territory#. These fellas dress sharp in the latest blue collection from Milan - and they don't mess around. So be cool.#
[1616] n!#Now you can see how the city's sliced follow the #big pink marker# back to me. I got a little somethin' for ya...#
[1617] n!#I don't know much but I taught you all I know. Here's my #S-Uzi Machine Gun# - plus a #Special Token# for your trouble.#
[1618] z!#The #grey markers# will always point to the nearest #Zaibatsu phones# where jobs may be found for those with sufficient #respect#.#
[1619] z!#Tell your friends! The Zaibatsu Corporation is interested in offering contract work to anyone prepared to keep the Loony population to a minimum.#
[1621] l!#Whoop-whoop! The #green markers# always point to the nearest #Loony phones# where jobs may be found - just so long as you have the #respect#.#
[1622] l!#Hoo-hoo! We Loonies respect people who like killing Yakuza poops.#
[1623] y!#The #blue markers# always point to the nearest #Yakuza phone# where jobs are made available for anyone with enough #respect#.#
[1624] y!#You want Yakuza respect you better start killing Zaibatsu. Simple. The reasons - you will learn!#
[1625] JOB FAILED!
[1626] JOB FAILED!
[1627] JOB FAILED!
[1628] n!##Special Tokens# are hidden all around the city. Find them all to gain access to #exclusive gang activities#.#
[1631] y!Kosai! Johnny Zoo here. The Zaibatsu have discovered our experiments with Doctor ZitZaki. He needs help - and fast. Collect the marked car parked at City University.
[1632] y!You failed me at a critical time, Kosai, but I am prepared to overlook your incompetence.
[1633] y!Young and reckless, Kosai... I should have guessed you would wreck the car.
[1634] y!Doctor ZitZaki is safe and Yakuza drug production can continue. Here is #$20,000# for a job well done. Perhaps we can work together again, Kosai.
[1635] y!Gone fishing, Kosai? Consider this job over.
[1636] y!Doctor ZitZaki is waiting in the #District Hospital#. Don't keep him waiting.
[1637] y!Your incompetence killed ZitZaki! This puts strain on your Yakuza ties, Kosai.
[1638] y!Doctor ZitZaki is wary of strangers, Kosai. Sound the horn so he knows it is safe.
[1639] y!Good. Bring Doctor ZitZaki directly to the new J-Lab.
[1640] y!ZitZaki is important to us! Get back in the car!
[1641] y!Stop this stupidity, Kosai. Doctor ZitZaki is waiting at the #District Hospital#.
[1642] y!You are intolerable, Kosai. Get back in the car and deliver ZitZaki. NOW.
[1643] y!The Cops are a nuisance, Kosai, but I can help you this time.
[1644] JOB FAILED!
[1645] JOB FAILED!
[1646] JOB FAILED!
[1647] Hey, wait for me!
[1648] y!Kosai! Get back there and sound the horn!
[1650] y!Ah, Kosai! Johnny Zoo here. I am having money illegally transferred to my bank account and I need you to help my inside man, Hiroshi. Take the vehicle and firepower provided.
[1651] y!Hiroshi will have moved the money into my account by the time you reach the City Bank to pick him up.
[1652] y!Thank you for your efforts, Kosai. It is with gratitude I give you #$20,000#.
[1653] y!The odds were always against you pulling through, Kosai. I'm not so sure you have what it takes.
[1654] y!You enjoyed killing those Guards, Kosai. This is the Yakuza way! Look - there's Hiroshi!
[1655] y!SHIT! Someone tipped off the Cops, Kosai! Your Cop Wanted Level has risen. Here's #$5,000# so you can respray the car to throw the Cops off your trail.
[1656] y!You shouldn't wreck my cars, Kosai! You are OFF the job!
[1657] y!That was foolish, Kosai.
[1658] y!Stay in the car, Kosai! I will advise you.
[1659] y!This is no time to play around, Kosai.
[1660] y!Very clumsy, Kosai. Next time there is heat on your tail I suggest respraying the vehicle.
[1661] y!Nice respray, Kosai. Now get your ass to the Safehouse to collect your reward.
[1662] y!Bribing Cops is a smart way to reduce your Cop Wanted Level, Kosai. Now go to the Safehouse to collect your reward.
[1663] y!Hiroshi's dead! Shit, Kosai! Don't wait around - head for the Safehouse!
[1664] y!I would quit fooling around if were you, Kosai.
[1665] y!Hiroshi will not come out until the two City Bank Guards are out of the way. What are you waiting for, Kosai?
[1666] y!You must stay in the car to get it resprayed, Kosai.
[1667] y!You fool, Kosai! Could you not have chosen a more appropriate time to take a bath?
[1668] y!You need a respray superfast, Kosai. Get back in the car!
[1669] y!You may think it's cool to be arrested, Kosai, but you are mistaken.
[1670] y!Getting arrested reduces your Cop Wanted Level, Kosai, but now you are unarmed, vulnerable... AND OUT OF A JOB!
[1671] JOB FAILED!
[1672] JOB FAILED!
[1673] JOB FAILED!
[1674] y!IDIOT! Do not think that I will forget this in a hurry!
[1675] y!Kosai! What about Hiroshi?
[1681] z!Hey, Gecko, it's Trey Welsh. An informer is selling Zaibatsu secrets to the Cops. There's a Cop Car parked down at the Cop Station in Zarelli. Steal it.
[1682] z!You only complete jobs if you stay out of trouble, Gecko.
[1683] z!You needed that Cop Car, Gecko. Resignation accepted.
[1684] z!This ain't no submarine, Gecko. You blew it.
[1685] z!Good work, Gecko. Get your ass over to the Train Station in Avalon and meet Shady, the soon-to-be-dead snitch.
[1686] z!Get back in the Cop Car and drive to the Train Station. Shady's waiting!
[1687] z!Shit! That's Shady gone for good. And you just lost the job, Gecko.
[1688] z!Now drive to the Train Station!
[1689] z!Keeping the Zaibatsu Way secure is a full-time job, Gecko. Here's #$20,000# for a job well done.
[1690] z!Use the horn, Gecko. He doesn't know it's you.
[1691] z!I think you will find the horn easier to activate from inside the Cop Car, Gecko.
[1692] z!Shady's dead ahead of schedule and that makes me look stupid, Gecko. Disappear!
[1693] z!Come on, Gecko, sound the horn!
[1694] z!Take Shady to the Zaibatsu Car Crusher in North-East Zarelli.
[1695] z!Quit shooting the breeze, Gecko, and get back in the Cop Car.
[1696] z!The Zaibatsu Car Crusher in North-East Zarelli - remember?
[1697] z!Get out of the Cop Car, Gecko, and let the crane take over.
[1698] z!Stop wasting my time, Gecko. Get back in the Cop car and sound that horn!
[1699] Hey, wait for me!
[1700] JOB FAILED!
[1701] z!Hey, Gecko! Our Latin Biologist Doctor Cubana is being tortured for information in one of two Yakuza cars circling the city. Destroy the cars, before he squeals.
[1702] z!People can always be replaced but secrets cannot. Excellent work, Gecko - well worth #$60,000#.
[1703] z!That was resourceful, Gecko, but one car's still at large!
[1704] z!I am disappointed, Gecko. I didn't expect you to fail.
[1705] z!Doctor Cubana talked and the Yakuza gained many Zaibatsu pharmaceutical secrets. You were tough, Gecko, but not tough enough.
[1706] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1706 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1707] JOB FAILED!
[1708] JOB FAILED!
[1715] z!Hey, Gecko! Trey Welsh here. I need used bank notes for my contraband drug operation. Once the Guard makes his pick-up, steal the bank van, but don't get seen or the job's screwed.
[1716] z!Well done, Gecko. I now have #$60,000# for you and enough for me to visit the moon. See you when I get back.
[1717] z!Your failure is a pain in my ass, Gecko. Consider yourself persona non grata.
[1718] z!The Bank Van is screwed - much like your Zaibatsu reputation, Gecko.
[1719] z!Is this your idea of clean cash, Gecko? And I thought you had experience.
[1720] z!Killing the Guard was not in the plan, Gecko. Consider yourself off the job.
[1721] z!Steal the Bank Van, Gecko, as soon as the Guard climbs on board.
[1722] z!Grab the Van NOW!
[1723] z!Big problem, Gecko - you have Yakuza on your tail. Shake them before you reach the Safehouse.
[1724] z!It was a simple smash and grab, Gecko. How the hell could you screw that up?
[1725] z!The Yakuza are closing in, Gecko. Shift your ass!
[1726] z!Yes, Gecko! That's one less piece of Yakuza shit!
[1727] z!Back in the Van, Gecko, and get that cash to the Safehouse.
[1728] z!I'm sick of Yakuza interference. Kill the tattooed scum!
[1729] JOB FAILED!
[1730] JOB FAILED!
[1731] JOB FAILED!
[1732] JOB FAILED!
[1741] l!Hey, Jumbo, it's Elmo. The Taxis in this city won't give me a ride. I have chosen three of them for special attention. Go get the first Taxi.
[1742] l!I decide when the Taxis are destroyed, Jumbo. You obviously ain't up for the job. Beat it.
[1743] l!Shit, Jumbo, it's too late - the bastards are on to us! The job's off for now.
[1744] l!Is this what they call a River Taxi?
[1745] l!That was plain stupid, Jumbo, not Loony!
[1746] l!The Taxi's wrecked, Jumbo - and the radio doesn't even work!
[1747] l!That ain't no Water Taxi, Jumbo.
[1748] l!Do your worst, Jumbo. Taxi Drivers must DIE!
[1749] l!Now take the Taxi to the South Docks Car Crusher and get it crushed.
[1750] l!No time for fare dodging, Jumbo. Get back in the Taxi and get on with the job.
[1751] l!Now waste the Taxi Driver!
[1752] l!Good work, Jumbo. Now I get Taxis superquick! I'm giving you #$60,000# because I like you so much. Keep in touch!
[1753] l!Stop messing about, Jumbo. It's crusher time!
[1754] l!Get out of the Taxi and enjoy the Crusher Magic, Jumbo.
[1755] l!Uh-oh, wrong Car Crusher, Jumbo. You made me look like a fool and that's hard to do!
[1756] l!Shit, Jumbo, there's two of them! Oh well... Waste them both!
[1757] l!What's with the itchy feet? Get back in the Taxi and get the job done.
[1758] l!Kill the Taxi Drivers, Jumbo!
[1759] l!This is FUN! Back to the South Docks Car Crusher, Jumbo.
[1760] l!You know the score, Jumbo. Out of the Taxi - it's Crusher Time!
[1761] l!Now I'm getting free rides, Jumbo. This is good. Let's mess up one last Taxi, just for fun.
[1762] l!Shit, Jumbo, there's a whole gang of them in this Taxi. Kill them all!
[1763] l!Welcome back, Jumbo! Now kill those scum!
[1764] l!If you want to stay on the job, Jumbo, get back in the Taxi.
[1765] l!Get that Taxi crushed, Jumbo - you know you want to.
[1766] l!Get out of the Taxi so it can be sent to Taxi Heaven.
[1767] l!Cool, Jumbo, but I still can't get a ride. We need to create some chaos so steal another Taxi.
[1768] JOB FAILED!
[1769] JOB FAILED!
[1770] JOB FAILED!
[1771] JOB FAILED!
[1772] l!Hey, Jumbo, it's Elmo. A new Zaibatsu drug mixed with Futuro FM's music is sending people CRAZY. This is bad for our Loony reputation. Get some explosives and stop this madness NOW.
[1773] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1773 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!
[1774] l!Oh, Jumbo. Now what are we to do? Pick ourselves up, dust ourselves down and start all over again.
[1775] l!Cool, you got the explosives. It's a RIOT at Futuro FM, pay them a visit Jumbo and crisp the DJ.
[1776] l!That was your last chance, Jumbo. I'm sure I can never work with you again. Sob.
[1777] l!Nice shooting, Jumbo. You nailed a Zaibatsu guard!
[1778] l!The Zaibatsu are expecting you, Jumbo, so avoid the main gates. Find a back door and dump the explosives by the generator.
[1779] l!Shift ass, Jumbo. You got FIVE seconds till she blows!
[1780] l!Drug-induced madness was a cheap corporate cash-in but you saw through it, Jumbo. Here's #$20,000#. Let's get wasted!
[1781] JOB FAILED!
[1800] n!#Well done, kid, you managed to piss off the #Yakuza#, #Zaibatsu# AND #Loony# Bosses and now they all want you dead.#
[1801] n!#The #Gang Bosses# have taken this personally and are out to screw you - unless you screw them first!#
[1802] n!#Shit, kid, you beat them all! Here's some advice - move on to the #Residential District# before the shit really hits the fan.#
[1803] n!#That's you out of the running, monkey boy. I'm surprised you even managed to make it this far.#
[1804] n!#Don't think you will be safe in jail. The gangs are EVERYWHERE!#
[1805] n!#NICE! That takes care of the #Zaibatsu# Corporation!#
[1806] n!#OOH! That's lights out for the bonkers mad #Loonies#!#
[1807] n!#HA! The #Yakuza# Brotherhood are orphans!#
[1808] n!#That's the #Zaibatsu Boss#, Trey Welsh! WASTE HIM!#
[1809] n!#That's the #Loony Boss#, Elmo! GET HIM!#
[1810] n!#That's the #Yakuza Boss#, Johnny Zoo! SCREW HIM!#
[1811] n!#No no no! You #cannot save# your state of play while you are #on a job#. Get back to work!#
[1812] n!#Your #status# is #saved#!#
[1813] JOB FAILED!
[1814] JOB FAILED!
[1900] KILL FRENZY!
[1901] Kill #5 people# with #Molotov Cocktails# in #60 seconds#!
[1902] Well done! You did it, baby!
[1903] FRENZY PASSED!
[1904] You made a right mess of that, ya donkey!
[1905] FRENZY FAILED!
[1950] JOB COMPLETE!
[1951] JOB FAILED!
[1952] TUTORIAL!
[1953] THE FINAL JOB!
[1954] RADIO ZA-ZA!
[1955] PIZZA CAKE!
[1956] JOB FAILED!
[1957] JOB FAILED!
[1958] JOB FAILED!
[1959] JOB FAILED!
[1960] JOB FAILED!
[1961] JOB FAILED!
[1962] JOB FAILED!
[1963] JOB FAILED!
[1964] JOB FAILED!
[1965] JOB FAILED!
[1966] JOB FAILED!
[1967] JOB FAILED!
[1968] JOB FAILED!
[1970] WHO'S MAD?
[1971] DESTROY J-LAB!
[1972] DIMENTIA TO GO!
[1973] TAXI DRIVERS MUST DIE!
[1974] GANG WAR A-GO-GO!
[1975] GET ZITZAKI!
[1976] BANK ROBBERY!
[1977] HAPPY GAS SMASH!
[1978] GET GAMA REI!
[1979] FOLLOW THAT TRAITOR!
[1980] SWAT VAN SWIPE!
[1981] STOP THE TANK!
[1982] COP CAR CRUSH!
[1983] WHEELER-DEALING!
[1984] LICK THOSE LOONIES!
[1985] YUTES MUST DIE!
[1986] BIG BANK JOB!
[1987] ARMORED CAR CLASH!
[1988] BANK VAN THEFT!
[1989] n!You did it! Follow the #big pink marker# to leave the #Downtown District#!
[1990] l!That was silly, Jumbo. Now I'm never going to be a Loony with a Limo.
[1991] l!I wash my hands of anyone who gets arrested.
[1992] KILL FRENZY!
[1993] FRENZY PASSED!
[1994] FRENZY FAILED!
[1995] Get lost, ya bum! It costs #$50,000# to save the state of play here!
[2001] r!Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. Montana has wired some new explosives to the ass of a Pickup and I want you to collect it.
[2002] r!I told you to collect the Pickup, Rooster, not blow it to smithereens.
[2003] r!Fat Boy Jim has hauled his crusty ass out bowling. Park the rigged Pickup by his Trailer and we can test the explosives.
[2004] r!Get back to Fat Boy Jim's trailer, Rooster.
[2005] r!Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster, but don't hang around.
[2006] r!The clock's tickin'! Get ya ass outta the Pickup, Rooster - she's gonna blow!
[2007] r!This ain't joyridin', Rooster. Get back in the Pickup!
[2008] r!Them explosives have to be armed, Rooster. Get back in the Pickup and trigger the bomb!
[2010] r!I weren't intendin' on destroyin' the whole damn Trailer Park, Rooster!
[2011] r!Well looky here, Rooster. Fat Boy Jim was home all along!
[2012] r!This is makin' progress, Rooster. Montana has another Pickup rigged to do some damage. Go 'n' get it.
[2013] r!You ain't too bright, Rooster. Exploding y'self is kinda dumb.
[2014] r!The Zaibatsu have barricaded the key access point to their territory. Gettin' rid o' the barricade could be helpful in the future.
[2015] r!Get your ass back in that wired vehicle, boy!
[2016] r!Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster!
[2017] r!That was the right place, Rooster. Get back and park the damn Pickup!
[2018] r!Get out of the Pickup - she's gonna blow!
[2019] r!Arm the explosives inside the Pickup, Rooster!
[2020] r!Just exactly where did you learn to blow up absolutely nothin', Rooster? You find yourself another job!
[2021] r!Yee-ha! Them Zaibatsu don't know what hit 'em! Here's #$30,000#. Keep this up and you could end up one of the Good Ol' Boys. An' there's always plenty work for them, Rooster.
[2022] r!Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. I'm real pissed with the Zaibatsu and SRS troublin' us so I want you to make 'em trouble each other. Go steal a Zaibatsu Z-Type.
[2023] r!Right on! Drive over to the SRS area and start killin' Scientists!
[2024] r!You ain't got a Z-Type, Rooster! Go get one!
[2025] r!What you playin' at, Rooster? That Z-Type is good fer nothin' now.
[2026] r!Time fer killin', Rooster! Run down 50 Scientists with the Zaibatsu Z-Type.
[2027] r!Feelin' yella, Rooster? Get back to the SRS Compound!
[2028] r!You did it, Rooster! Now steal an SRS Meteor and drive into Zaibatsu Village.
[2029] r!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2029 TO STEVE BANKS OR STEVE TAYLOR!
[2030] r!Get on down to Zaibatsu Village and start killin' Zaibatsu!
[2031] r!I said steal a Meteor, Rooster. C'mon, boy!
[2032] r!You drive like my alcoholic blind grandmother, Rooster. Without the Meteor you ain't nuthin'. Get back to the phones.
[2033] r!Kill 50 of them there Zaibatsu with your SRS Meteor, Rooster!
[2034] r!Where you goin', Rooster? Get back to the Village NOW.
[2035] r!Yee-ha! We got Zaibatsu killin' Scientists and Scientists killin' Zaibatsu... You sure are The Man, Rooster! Have #$30,000# fer yer fine work.
[2036] r!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2036 TO STEVE BANKS OR STEVE TAYLOR!
[2037] r!There ain't no time limit, boy, but I'm getting' sober waitin' here!
[2039] r!You ain't worth shit, boy. You blew it in SRS territory!
[2041] r!You ain't squat, boy. You blew it in the #The Village#!
[2042] r!Time fer killin', Rooster! Run down 20 Scientists with the Zaibatsu Z-Type.
[2043] r!Kill 20 of them there Zaibatsu with your SRS Meteor, Rooster!
[2051] r!Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. I fancy killin' myself some Zaibatsu Hitmen but they found out and I'm a little slow on the draw. Can you start assassinatin' 'em fer me?
[2052] r!You got one, Rooster! Shoot, we got seven more comin'!
[2053] r!Hell, it's Hitman Season! Six to go!
[2054] r!What an UGLY son-of-a-bitch! Five to kill, Rooster!
[2055] r!You chewin' special jerky, Rooster? I make it four more to kill!
[2056] r!Hot damn, you are FAST! Three Zaibatsu Killers to go!
[2057] r!They are outta my league, Rooster! Two Assassins remainin'!
[2058] r!C'mon, Rooster - one killer to kill!
[2059] r!Jesus H Christ, Rooster! I seen some dumb-ass shit in my time but that beats all!
[2060] r!I think that's it, Rooster! Shit, are you the Number One Assassin Assassinator!
[2061] r!Hey! Zaibatsu Mercenary Flambo Cortez is in town! He's at the Grand Central Train Station Car Park and guarded well - but I KNOW you can handle him and his pussies.
[2062] r!You sure showed those soapy Zaibatsu who's boss! Here's #$50,000#.
[2063] z!Ha! I am Flambo Cortez and my mercenary machine is special Z-Construction!
[2064] r!Jesus H Christ! There was me thinkin' you were hot, Rooster, but now I know you ain't worth spit.
[2065] r!This Flambo has some fancy protected vehicle, Rooster. You rig up a Car Bomb and park it beside him, just for fun.
[2070] Use the Rocket Launcher to kill 20 people in 60 seconds!
[2071] KILL FRENZY!
[2072] FRENZY PASSED!
[2073] FRENZY FAILED!
[2101] r!Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. The Cop Chief is expecting a shiny new Benson but he's been givin' me shit so I want to surprise him. So steal me a Benson!
[2102] r!Jus' like you this vehicle ain't good for nothin', Rooster. I need a new Benson!
[2103] r!I do believe the Cop Chief is expectin' his Benson in one piece, Rooster.
[2104] r!Praise The Lord, Rooster! Take this here Benson to Buckwheat's Crane and await the SIGN!
[2105] r!Montana's got the explosives ready at the Trailer Park but he needs #$5,000#. Now you kill for cash if you need to, Rooster!
[2106] r!This ain't Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster! Get back in the Benson!
[2107] r!The clock's tickin', Rooster. Get the Benson to Montana's Bomb Shop!
[2108] r!Can we PLEASE get the Benson to Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster?
[2109] r!Get another Truck Cab, Rooster, and make it FAST.
[2110] r!That was real stupid destroyin' the Trailer, Rooster. Now how are we gonna transport the Benson?
[2111] r!Easy, Rooster. You go back and get the Trailer now.
[2112] r!Drive the Trailer over to Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster, and get that there Benson loaded!
[2113] n!Oh, baby! My new Benson! Rolling hills here we come! Here's #$50,000#.
[2114] r!Dwight T has a trailer. Find a Truck Cab, Rooster, and we got ourselves transportation fer the Benson.
[2115] r!Get back in the Truck cab, Rooster!
[2116] r!Park the Trailer and let Buckwheat dump his load.
[2117] r!GodDAMN son-of-a-bitch! Will you move your slack ass to Buckwheat's Crane!
[2118] r!Deliver this Benson safe, Rooster, and I might just give you a shot at ma' Mary-Joe Bean.
[2119] r!That's what I call a Truck Cab, Rooster. Now go get Dwight T's Trailer.
[2120] r!You screwed up just about as much as is humanly possible, boy. We ain't needin' your sorta help no more. Scat!
[2121] r!Hey! Unless I'm mistaken, Rooster, there's a Goddamn job to be done here.
[2122] r!He was waiting for a Benson, Rooster, not bakin' foil!
[2123] r!I'm gettin' tired of bein' messed around, boy. Get y'rself a Truck Cab!
[2124] r!The Trailer ain't gonna drive itself, Rooster. Get back in that Truck Cab!
[2125] r!Leave the Trailer near the Cop Crane!
[2126] r!You deaf, boy? I said leave the Trailer near the Cop Crane!
[2127] r!Pick up the Trailer, Rooster!
[2128] r!Get back in that Truck Cab, Rooster.
[2129] r!Let's see Montana's fireworks roast this Pig! Squeal, little piggy!
[2130] r!Is that what I tol' you to do, Rooster?
[2151] r!Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I want to surprise Jungle Montana with a Tank fer his birthday. How about you drivin' over to the Army Base and stealin' me one?
[2152] r!They guard that Army Base real well, Rooster. You get what I mean!
[2153] r!Get your butt out of there quick, boy, and head for the Mobile RV - pronto!
[2154] r!I want that Tank, Rooster, so get back in!
[2155] r!I even bought the card, Rooster, and you go an' screw up the present. Now I'm pissed.
[2156] r!That's fine work, Rooster. You take this #$50,000# and you give me a call real soon, y' hear? There's always plenty work for the likes of you at Mobile RV.
[2160] r!Rooster! Billy Bob here! Me an' the boys are lookin' fer fun down SRS way. You bein' a Good Ol' Boy an' all you wanna join in the fun? First to destroy five Meteors is The King!
[2161] r!Here we are, Rooster! Start bustin' up them Meteors!
[2162] r!Where you off to, son? Get back to SRS territory!
[2163] r!You sure got a taste for it, Rooster! C'mon, let's do the Zaibatsu. Head over to The Village. Yee-ha!
[2164] r!You play with fire, son, you gonna get burned!
[2165] r!Look at them pretty Z-Types! First one to FIVE is The King.
[2166] r!GodDAMN, Rooster! Get your ass back into The Village.
[2167] r!We sure are BUZZIN' from the fun, son! Here - here's a #$70,000# bonus. C'mon, Rooster, it's King Karaoke at RV and YOU are up first!
[2168] r!What's up, boy? You got a target tattooed on that there yella belly?
[2211] r!Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I had me some bad times with the Alma Mater Prison Guards some years ago and now it's time for payback. Only first we gotta get you inside...
[2212] r!You want to get inside Alma Mater, boy, you need to get arrested. The Cops have to think you are sellin' Beany Liquor.
[2213] r!Meet our Liquor-Man outside the Strip Club and the Cops will soon find you. We will make contact inside Alma Mater.
[2214] n!I heard you got some Beany Liquor for me?
[2215] GOING DOWN!
[2216] r!Not bad, son, you made it inside. Now locate The Hump - he's got your instructions.
[2217] n!You made it! Hot DAMN! Take this here Emergency Keycard and get a Uniform and a S-Uzi Machine Gun from the Guard Room.
[2218] r!The Prisoners will start riotin' when you start shootin'. When the riot starts you kill all the guards.
[2219] n!SHIT! We got a RIOT on our hands!
[2220] r!Super shootin', Rooster. You need to use the Emergency Keycard on the locking mechanisms to blow open the prison gates.
[2223] r!The Emergency Keycard will overheat the locking mechanisms and the prison gates will open.
[2224] r!Hey, Rooster, the gates are open! Hot DAMN - the bridge is still up! You are gonna have to use a vehicle to cross that there gap.
[2225] r!The Cops are lookin' for you, Rooster. Get over to Disgracelands and change clothes.
[2226] r!The Cops are comin'! Get back in the vehicle and DRIVE!
[2227] r!You killed everyone, Rooster, and that weren't the deal. Now the Good Ol' Boys are bayin' for blood!
[2228] r!Yee-ha! Them butt-slappin', shit-suckin' Guards are face down for the last time. Rooster, you really are a trouble-maker extraordinaire! Here - you take this #$70,000#.
[2229] r!Setting you up for Alma Mater ain't easy, Rooster, so stop screwin' things up!
[2230] r!How can I serve vengeance on those Guards if you can't hold it together?
[2231] r!If getting arrested was part of the plan, Rooster, I would have told you. I reckon you oughta get back to the phones.
[2232] PRISON
[2272] s!Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. Zaibatsu Operatives have secret SRS data and I want it back. #Steal# a #Taxi# and keep it in one piece - too much destruction will alert the Cops.
[2273] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2273 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!
[2274] s!Killing a Z-Operative places you under Zaibatsu surveillance, THC-303. Marked men are no use to me!
[2275] s!I told you, THC-303 - keeping the #Taxi# in one piece was important. You are OFF the job.
[2276] s!The first Zaibatsu is waiting by the #Clock Tower#. He suspects nothing.
[2277] s!Do not leave the #Taxi#, THC-303!
[2278] s!Sound the #horn#, THC-303.
[2279] z!#Taxi#! You are early. Where are the others?
[2280] s!Good, THC-303. Pick up the #second# Z-Operative.
[2281] z!At last! Taxi!
[2282] s!Well done, THC-303. Now find the #third# Z-Man.
[2283] z!About time! Here is my Z-ID.
[2284] s!Only #one# Z-Operative to collect, THC-303.
[2285] z!Ooh, is there a party going on in here?
[2286] s!Drive our Zaibatsu friends to the #South-East Dock Crane#, THC-303.
[2287] s!Get out of the car, THC-303, and watch the Zaibatsu die!
[2288] s!Efficient and effective work, THC-303. Here is #$30,000#. Spend it productively.
[2300] s!Ah, THC-303. Dr LaBrat here. The #Zaibatsu# and #Rednecks# want a peace meeting so I'm taking the opportunity to perform an experiment. Collect the old #Factory Bus# and I will unravel my plan.
[2301] s!First, collect the #Redneck# delegation from #Cobbs Store# in #Mobile RV#.
[2302] s!Unfortunately, THC-303, the #Bus# was critical to the success of my plan. Consider yourself fired.
[2303] s!Please get back on the #Bus#, THC-303. I have a plan - remember?
[2304] r!Okay, boys, get on the #Bus# - and no spittin'!
[2305] s!Now drive to The #Ol' Banjo# and pick up some more White Trash.
[2306] r!C'mon, climb aboard!
[2307] s!Drive with haste to the Zaibatsu #Village#, THC-303, and collect the #Zaibatsu# delegates.
[2308] z!Climb aboard, Z-Operatives. But do not communicate with the Rednecks.
[2309] s!Okay, THC-303, only one more #Zaibatsu# group to collect.
[2310] z!All aboard, Z-Men.
[2311] s!Now be careful, THC-303. Bring them all back to the #Scientist Research Center# - and fast.
[2312] s!You did well, THC-303. Now get off the #Bus# and let my SRS Clones take it from here.
[2313] s!You killed a delegate, THC-303. Now the truce is off and my perfect plan is in tatters.
[2314] s!THC-303 you imbecile. Now we are on the verge of a gang war.
[2315] s!Congratulations, THC-303. I can see your talents developing under my auspices. Here is #$30,000# for your hard work.
[2316] s!Ah, THC-303. Dr LaBrat here. The #Zaibatsu# and #Rednecks# want a peace meeting so I'm taking the opportunity to perform an experiment. Collect the old #Limo# and I will unravel my plan.
[2317] s!Unfortunately, THC-303, the #Limo# was critical to the success of my plan. Consider yourself fired.
[2318] s!Please get back on the #Limo#, THC-303. I have a plan - remember?
[2319] r!Okay, boys, get on the #Limo# - and no spittin'!
[2320] s!You did well, THC-303. Now get off the #Limo# and let my SRS Clones take it from here.
[2351] s!Ah, THC-303! Dr LaBrat here. SRS research suggests the #Zaibatsu# population is on the rise. Please visit #The Village# and reduce their number to a more acceptable statistical median.
[2352] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2352# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2353] s!Here you are at #The Village#, THC-303. Now I don't care which ones you kill - just so long as you kill #47# of them.
[2354] s!What are you doing, THC-303? You haven't killed enough #Zaibatsu# yet. Get back in #The Village#.
[2355] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2355# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2356] s!Come on, THC-303! Kill! Kill! Kill!
[2357] s!Keep it up, THC-303!
[2358] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2358# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2359] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2359# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2360] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2360# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2361] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2361# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2362] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2362# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2363] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2363# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2364] s!Mmm... The #Zaibatsu# were too tough for you after all, THC-303. I miscalculated the odds.
[2365] s!Wonderful work, THC-303 - worthy of #$50,000#.
[2366] s!Here you are at #The Village#, THC-303. Now I don't care which ones you kill - just so long as you kill #17# of them.
[2391] s!Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. The Professor wants to #experiment# on a #Redneck# and has chosen the one they call #Gran'pa#. First you need to win their confidence...
[2392] s!Head over to the #Opry Car Park# and meet with Gran'pa's grandson Dirk. You need his #Pickup# to kidnap #Gran'pa#.
[2393] s!The job is over for you, THC-303. Without the #Pickup# you won't ever get #Gran'pa#.
[2394] r!Hey there, City Boy! You here to race? Anyone who beats mah record fer huntin' down and killin' #THREE# escaped #Loonies# wins mah #Pickup#.
[2395] r!Take your pick from these fine automobiles and the clock will start to tick!
[2396] r!Drive fast, City Boy, and you might just get mah #Pickup#. Don't bother tryin' to get out of that car - the doors are locked shut! Hoo-hah!
[2397] r!Killing #Rednecks# at this stage of the job wasn't clever, THC-303. Now it's pointless carrying on.
[2398] s!Destroying the Redneck vehicles makes no friends, THC-303.
[2399] r!Ready? Steady! Go, Boy! #GO!#
[2400] r!GodDAMN you are one superfast son-of-a-bitch! I hate to say this but... mah #Pickup#'s all yours, City Boy!
[2401] s!Well done, THC-303. Now go to the #Ol' Banjo# and collect #Gran'pa#.
[2402] s!IMBECILE, you couldn't even keep the #Pickup# in once piece, THC-303! This job is OVER.
[2403] s!A dead old man is no use for what The Professor has in mind, THC-303. You are off the job.
[2404] s!Don't keep me waiting, THC-303. Get back in the #Pickup# and bring #Gran'pa# to the #Research Center#!
[2405] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2405# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2406] s!There's #Gran'pa#. He's old and blind but he should recognize the sound of Dirk's #Pickup#... Sound the #horn# to get his attention.
[2407] r!Hey there, young fella! Go easy on that horn! I'm comin'.
[2408] s!Smooth, THC-303. You are a cool operator. Please accept #$50,000# with our thanks for all your hard work.
[2409] s!Fantastic, THC-303. Bring #Gran'pa# to the #Research Center# - in one piece. Do not let the #Rednecks# catch you.
[2410] s!Now that was silly, THC-303. Now there's no way to complete this job!
[2411] s!Sheesh, City Boy, you got lead in your ass? Get outta here!
[2412] s!Get back in the #Pickup#, THC-303, and get #Gran'pa#!
[2415] s!THC-303 - it's Dr LaBrat. Drunken #Rednecks# are using our high-powered #Generators# for target practise. Go now and prepare to protect our power source.
[2416] s!We need at least #ONE Generator# intact, THC-303, so defend them well. The #Rednecks# are on the move. We should have auxiliary power on line in #TWO minutes#.
[2417] s!THC-303, we lost a Generator! Kill the #Rednecks#!
[2418] s!A Generator is down, THC-303! Kill the #Rednecks#!
[2419] s!There goes a Generator, THC-303! Kill the #Rednecks#!
[2420] s!Your poor performance has cost us dear, THC-303. That will be all for now. #Dismissed!#
[2421] s!Excellent, THC-303. We are still at full power. Here's #$50,000#.
[2422] s!You only lost one Generator, THC-303, so we have no need for auxiliary power. Here's #$30,000#.
[2423] s!Well, THC-303, at least we still have one operational Generator to take the strain. Here's #$10,000#.
[2424] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2424# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2460] GRAN'PA WE LOVE YOU!
[2461] REDNECK ATTACK!
[2462] TAXI TRAITOR TEST!
[2463] WATER CARRY ON!
[2464] SCIENCE FRICTION!
[2465] FIRE TRUCK FUN!
[2466] OPERATION Z!
[2467] VALDEZ ALERT!
[2468] LAW ENFORCEMENT LARCENY!
[2469] MURDER IN THE MALL!
[2470] DISTRACTION ACTION!
[2471] s!Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. Our prototype #remote-control Taxi# needs a good operator - like you. If you perform well further work will be made available.
[2472] s!Take the #Taxi# around the Test Track for #FIVE# laps - and if you beat the record the job is yours.
[2473] GO!
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[2478] 5
[2484] s!Excellent, THC-303! You beat the time. Don't worry about the mess - we haven't had time to test the system properly.
[2485] s!Bad luck, THC-303. You gave it your best shot - but your best just wasn't good enough.
[2486] s!Think you can handle test-driving the #remote-control Taxi# around town? Well that's the job.
[2487] s!We need you to pick up #THREE# suspected #SRS Traitors#, THC-303. Off you go - get the first one.
[2488] s!Now the #SRS Traitor# is in the #Taxi#, THC-303 - DESTROY IT!
[2489] s!Ah, just what I need - a Taxi.
[2490] s!This #SRS Traitor# must also die!
[2491] s!It should always look like an accident, THC-303. Sometimes your enthusiasm overtakes you.
[2492] s!Come on, THC-303!
[2493] s!It's a pleasure to watch you work, THC-303. You deserve this #$70,000#.
[2494] s!Oh, so slow, THC-303. Have you been up all night? No jobs for the sleepy snail!
[2495] s!Here is another #Taxi#, THC-303.
[2511] s!THC-303! Dr LaBrat here. We need you to shut down the #H2000 Water Company#, no questions asked.
[2512] s!#Destroy# the #FOUR Turbines# and await further instruction. Oh yes - beware of the guards.
[2513] s!How could you fail such a simple task, THC-303? Find a new job.
[2514] s!Excellent, THC-303. Now all you need to do is #destroy# the #Generator# and the H2000 Water Company will have to call in the plumbers! Ha ha ha!
[2515] s!Get out of there fastTHC-303! The guards are on your tail!
[2516] s!I have SRS Clones who can help you, THC-303!
[2517] s!Well done, THC-303. Now the H2000 Water Company is high and dry and we can continue with our cunning plan. Have #$70,000# for your outstanding contribution.
[2551] z!Gecko! Red Valdez here. I need you to bomb the SRS #Clone Test Center# so it looks like a Redneck attack. Montana's #Pickup# is loaded with lethal explosives. Steal it.
[2552] z!A smoking #Pickup# is no way to destroy a building, Gecko. This job is over for you.
[2553] z!Working well, Gecko! Park the #Pickup# at the South End of the Clone Test Center.
[2554] z!Complete your job, Gecko. Park the #Pickup# beside the Clone Test Center.
[2555] z!Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Gecko. But don't wait around!
[2556] z!She's gonna blow, Gecko! Get out of the #Pickup#!
[2557] z!Get back in that #Pickup#, Gecko!
[2558] z!Get back in the #Pickup# and arm the explosives, Gecko!
[2559] z!The secret of good comedy is timing, Gecko. Well, I don't find your timing funny.
[2560] z!Holy shit, Gecko! What a BANG! What a BLAST! Have #$30,000# for a job well done.
[2561] z!That should keep the SRS busy for a while. You are one sick operator, Gecko - but I like it! I'm giving you #$15,000# plus a #$15,000# bonus for style.
[2591] z!Gecko! Red Valdez here. A new #SRS Flamethrower# is being transported across the city in an SRS Security Van - and I want it.
[2592] z!The #Security Van# has a new locking mechanism which can't be opened by conventional methods. The driver might be persuaded to get out by the Cops...
[2593] z!OK, Gecko, here's the deal - #steal# a #Cop Car#.
[2594] z!That's useful - a spare #Cop Uniform#. Nice fit!
[2595] z!When you steal the Cop Car, Gecko, stay in it!
[2596] s!Can I help you, officer?
[2597] z!The #Prototype Flamethrower# was unique, Gecko, and foolishly you destroyed it. I suggest you take a break.
[2598] z!Was that fun, Gecko? You better steal another #Cop Car# - NOW!
[2599] z!Excellent, Gecko. Bring the #Security Van# to #The Village# and park it in my #Garage#.
[2600] z!This is no time for fun, Gecko. Get back in the #Security Van# and get to #The Village# NOW!
[2601] z!Fantastic, Gecko. This particular #Flamethrower# will only operate in conjunction with a #Fire Truck#. So what are you waiting for? Go get a Fire Truck!
[2602] z!Bring the #Fire Truck# to #The Village#!
[2603] z!We need the #Fire Truck#, Gecko - NOW!
[2604] z!Stop wasting time, Gecko. Get me a #Fire Truck#!
[2605] z!Super, Gecko! My Z-Technicians will have the #Flamethrower# attached in seconds.
[2606] z!That #Fire Truck# was invaluable, Gecko. Your employment has been terminated!
[2607] z!He was the Chief Z-Technician, Gecko! Only an idiot would kill him.
[2608] z!Now the new Fire Truck is ready let's put it to the test! Head for #Mobile RV# and barbecue at least #30# Rednecks!
[2609] z!The Zaibatsu do not play games, Gecko! Get in the #Fire Truck# and drive to #Mobile RV#.
[2610] z!Great! Get cooking, Gecko!
[2611] z!This job's hot, Gecko! Get back in the #Fire Truck# and cook the Rednecks.
[2612] z!Get back to #Mobile RV# and cook those Rednecks!
[2613] z!Keep on burning the Rednecks until I tell you to stop!
[2614] z!This job's hot, Gecko! Get back in the #Fire Truck# and cook the Rednecks!
[2615] z!Scorcher, Gecko! The Rednecks are roasting and the SRS are taking the blame! We have many jobs for the resourceful. In the meantime, please accept #$30,000#.
[2616] z!Now the new Fire Truck is ready let's put it to the test! Head for #Mobile RV# and barbecue at least #10# Rednecks!
[2641] z!Gecko - it's Red Valdez. The Rednecks and Scientists are moving new contraband around this city and I want it ALL. I want you to bring me #FOUR# loaded vehicles.
[2642] z!There's a #Pickup# full of pills at the #Redneck Bowling Alley#. Go get it, Gecko.
[2643] z!Well stolen, Gecko! Now park the #Pickup# in my #Garage# in #The Village#.
[2644] z!No time for screwing around, Gecko. Bring the #Pickup# to #The Village#.
[2645] z!The #Pickup# is trashed! You are OFF the job, Gecko!
[2646] z!A #Meteor# driving across the city contains #Clone Serum# and two hot #Bio-Bitches#. Stop it and steal it.
[2647] s!What are you doing? This car is OURS.
[2648] z!Incompetence, Gecko! The #Meteor# is smashed, the #Clone Serum# is lost and I have balls like water-filled balloons. Disappear!
[2649] z!Storming, Gecko! Park the #Meteor# in my #Garage# in #The Village#.
[2650] z!That #Meteor# has a massive Street Value, Gecko. Get in it and get it to the #The Village# NOW!
[2651] z!Tricky one next, Gecko. Steal #Bean's Red Limousine# from #Disgracelands#.
[2652] z!The guards are wasted on Beany Liquor, Gecko, but #Disgracelands# is still tough to breach.
[2653] z!Bean only had one #Red Limousine# and you smoked it. Back to the phones, Gecko.
[2654] z!A few fat lines and I will feel like #The King# in this baby. Park it in the #The Village# - fast!
[2655] z!The car is vintage but your style is geriatric, Gecko! Get in #Bean's Limousine# and get to #The Village#.
[2656] z!Now I need a certain #Cop Car#, Gecko. But first you need to get a #Truck Cab#.
[2657] z!You are collecting a #Trailer#, Gecko, so you need a #Truck Cab#.
[2658] z!Back in the #Truck Cab#, Gecko, and get to that #Crane#!
[2659] z!That's the only #Cop Car# I ever needed in one piece, Gecko, and you mess it up. Call me when you learn the rules.
[2660] z!You are like a clown in a cheap Circus, Gecko. Hook up the #Trailer# to the #Truck Cab#.
[2661] z!Head up over to #The Village# where our #Crane# will unload the #Cop Car#.
[2662] z!Park the #Cop Car#, Gecko. I'm looking forward to playing Cops And Robbers. Ha ha ha.
[2663] z!You exude Zaibatsu style as our Number One Covert Operative, Gecko. Your performance was well worth #$50,000#. Fancy joining me to bang a Bio-Bitch?
[2664] z!Stealing the #Trailer# was tough, Gecko, but I expected more from you.
[2665] z!You know where to go, Gecko. Now park it!
[2666] z!Park the damn #Cop Car#!
[2667] z!Good, Gecko. Now collect the #Trailer# from behind the #Cop Station#.
[2671] BLOW JOB!
[2672] DOUBLE-CROSS CRUSH!
[2673] GREATEST HITS!
[2674] BENSON BURNER!
[2791] s!Why should we respect you enough to do business? Impress us!
[2792] s!Who are you? You are advised to leave this area and return only once you have killed some Zaibatsu scum.
[2793] s!You are already on a job! Come back when you are finished!
[2794] s!Fooling around with the SRS is inadvisable, young man.
[2795] s!Why should we do business with friends of the Zaibatsu?
[2796] s!We simply refuse to do business with friends of the Zaibatsu.
[2797] s!We do not give work to friends of the Zaibatsu.
[2798] s!You already took this job and finished it!
[2799] s!You already took this job and made a mess of it!
[2801] r!Come back when we got good reason to respect you more!
[2802] r!Who the shit are you? Get out of our territory! Go kill some Scientist scum!
[2803] r!Listen, stupid - come back when you finish the job you are on.
[2804] r!Mess with us and we will screw you up!
[2805] r!We don't go givin' jobs to anyone in bed with the Scientists!
[2806] r!We don't do business with no Scientist lovers!
[2807] r!We ain't dealin' with no shit-suckin' Scientist types!
[2808] r!Shit-head! You already done this job!
[2809] r!Shit-head! You already screwed up this job!
[2811] z!We have too little respect for you at this time. Disappear!
[2812] z!Who do you think you are? Get out of our area and kill some Redneck scum!
[2813] z!You are already doing a job! Come back when you are finished.
[2814] z!Be warned - we do not tolerate those who dare cross our path.
[2815] z!We refuse to do business with respected Rednecks!
[2816] z!We will NEVER give work to ANYONE respected by the Rednecks!
[2817] z!We will never do business with friends of the Rednecks!
[2818] z!DEAD BRIEF
[2819] z!DEAD BRIEF
[2850] z!Gecko - Red Valdez here. I want you to infiltrate the #SRS Research Center# and destroy their #Cold Fusion Generators#. Some Z-Men will join you shortly.
[2851] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2851 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2852] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2852 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2853] z!You killed a Z-Operative! Very stupid, Gecko!
[2854] z!We have been pumping iron since birth! This puny vehicle will not hold our girth!
[2855] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2855 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2856] z!Access to the #Research Center# appears impossible but we have found a way - over a line of rooftop ramps and then on to and along the old #Railway Track#.
[2867] z!We will need transport, Operative! I recommend a fast car.
[2868] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2868 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2869] z!Do not leave the Z-Men, Gecko. Get back in the vehicle!
[2870] z!Super driving, Gecko! Get out of the vehicle and use the #Rocket Launcher# to destroy the #TWO Cold Fusion Generators#.
[2871] z!There are #Anti-Blast Suit Dispensers# on the walkways leading to each Generator, Gecko. You can't miss them. But beware the #SRS Guards# - they won't be so forgiving.
[2872] z!#Generator One# ELIMINATED!
[2873] z!#Generator Two# ANNIHILATED!
[2874] z!Unlike you, Gecko, the #Cold Fusion Generators# are still working.
[2875] z!Well done, Gecko. Cold Fusion will remain a laboratory myth. Have #$50,000#. Stay in touch!
[2876] z!Access to the #Research Center# appears impossible but we have found a way!
[2881] z!Red Valdez here! I have some extra special jobs in line for you, Gecko. But first I need to know just how tough you are. Can you steal a #SWAT Van#?
[2882] z!Stylish, Gecko! Bring the #SWAT Van# to my #Garage#.
[2883] z!Stop burning time, Gecko. I want a #SWAT Van#!
[2884] z!So you can handle a SWAT Team. But do you have what it takes to steal a #Special Agent Car#, Gecko? Go for it!
[2885] z!Cool, Gecko! Park the #Special Agent Car# at my #Garage#.
[2886] z!GECKO! I wanted a #Special Agent Car# - remember?
[2887] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2887 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!
[2888] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2888 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!
[2889] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2889 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!
[2890] z!I can see you have a great future ahead of you, Gecko. For your splendid performance I give you... How does #$50,000# sound?
[2891] z!Mention the Zaibatsu, Gecko, and the torture will be eternal.
[2892] z!Clearly you are not suitable for the more challenging work I have in mind, Gecko. I suggest you take the time to improve your pathetic skills.
[2900] z!You are talking to the Zaibatsu. You can probably see some of us now - the cool-looking characters dressed in grey.
[2901] z!You want our respect? Try disposing of filthy Rednecks!
[2902] r!This here's the Rednecks, boy! You might be lookin' at some of us now - the fine-lookin' folk with gorgeous red hair.
[2903] r!You want our respect? You waste some of them smart-ass Scientists!
[2904] s!You are talking to the Scientists, young man. You can probably see some of us now - the clever chaps in yellow.
[2905] s!Would you like our respect? We would be most impressed if you chose to eliminate some Zaibatsu.
[2910] n!Hey! You now have enough cash to leave this District. Follow the #marker# if you want to leave!
[2911] n!You don't have enough money to leave this District. You need #$3,000,000#!
[2940] z!Ah, Gecko! Red Valdez here. I'm curious to see how well you handle extreme situations. Some Z-Men will join you shortly. Your destination is The Mall.
[2941] z!YOU expect US to fit into THAT pathetic little vehicle?
[2942] z!It is not Zaibatsu Policy to go anywhere on foot. Bring us some transport!
[2943] z!Get back in the car, Gecko. The Z-Men are programmed to follow you.
[2944] z!Now here's the deal. Kill 100 Scientists in The Mall - but no vehicles, understand! I want to see how well you can handle firepower under duress.
[2945] z!Return to The Mall, Gecko, and kill the Scientists!
[2946] z!That was a bitterly disappointing display, Gecko.
[2947] z!Commendable combat skills, Gecko! Here's #$70,000# in recognition of your ruthlessness.
[2948] z!Now here's the deal. Kill 20 Scientists in The Mall - but no vehicles, understand! I want to see how well you can handle firepower under duress.
[2954] TANKS-GIVING!
[2955] GANG CAR BANG!
[2956] PENAL TIES!
[2957] SINK OR SWIM!
[2958] FAKE TRUCE!
[2959] LABRAT'S PLAN!
[2960] z!Gecko - it's Red Valdez. I need you to create a diversion - something to distract the Cops. Go to the #Video Store# for further directions.
[2961] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2961# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2962] n!Head up the #steps# and across the #pipes# to get inside the #Cop Station#. Destroy the rooftop #Generator# to open the exit then steal the #Trailer# with a #Special Agent Car# on it.
[2963] z!Idiot! The job is impossible with the #Trailer# destroyed!
[2964] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2964# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2965] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2965# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2966] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2966# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2967] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2967# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2968] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2968# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2969] z!SHIT! Destroying the #Generator# has set off an #alarm#! Get the #Truck#, Gecko - and get the hell out of there!
[2970] z!Distract the Cops and #avoid# getting #arrested# for #ONE minute#. That should give me just enough time to pull off the little job I have planned.
[2971] z!The destruction of the #Truck# means the operation is over, Gecko.
[2972] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2972# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2973] z!How dare you detach the #Trailer#! Forget it - the job's OFF!
[2974] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2974# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!
[2975] z!That was perfect, Gecko. Ha ha! One day perhaps I might share the reason for my mirth with you. For now, here's #$70,000#.
[2996] Come back when you ain't on a job!
[2997] Your status has been saved!
[2998] Mission Failed!
[2999] Mission Complete!
[3001] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3001 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3002] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3002 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3003] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3003 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3004] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3004 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3005] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3005 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3006] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3006 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3007] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3007 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3008] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3008 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3009] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3009 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3010] n!Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3011] n!Use a #Tank# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[3012] n!Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3013] n!Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[3014] n!Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #20 Cop Cars# in #60 seconds#!
[3015] n!Use this #Car# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3016] n!Use this #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3017] n!Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[3018] n!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3019] n!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[3020] n!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3021] n!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[3022] n!Use a #Flamethrower# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3023] n!Use a #Flamethrower# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3024] n!Use an #ElectroGun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3025] n!Use an #ElectroGun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3026] n!Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[3027] n!Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[3028] n!Use a #Shotgun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3029] n!Use a #Shotgun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[3030] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3030 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3031] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3031 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3032] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3032 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3033] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3033 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3034] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3034 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3035] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3035 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3036] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3036 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3037] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3037 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3038] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3038 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3039] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3039 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3040] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3040 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3041] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3041 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3042] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3042 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3043] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3043 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3044] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3044 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3045] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3045 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3046] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3046 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3047] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3047 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3048] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3048 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3049] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3049 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3050] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3050 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3051] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3051 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3052] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3052 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3053] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3053 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3054] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3054 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3055] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3055 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3056] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3056 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3057] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3057 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3058] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3058 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3059] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3059 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3060] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3060 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3061] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3061 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3062] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3062 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3063] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3063 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3064] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3064 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3065] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3065 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3066] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3066 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3067] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3067 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3068] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3068 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3069] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3069 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3070] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3070 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3071] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3071 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3072] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3072 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3073] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3073 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3074] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3074 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3075] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3075 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3076] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3076 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3077] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3077 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3078] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3078 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3079] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3079 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3080] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3080 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3081] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3081 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3082] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3082 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3083] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3083 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3084] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3084 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3085] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3085 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3086] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3086 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3087] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3087 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3088] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3088 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3089] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3089 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3090] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3090 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3091] k!We need to have more respect for you before you can dance with us!
[3092] k!This is the karmic Krishna quarter. #Kill some Russians# and we will embrace you with our love!
[3093] k!Only one Krishna task at a time, Grasshopper! You are already on a job.
[3094] k!Displease the Krishna and your end will be nigh!
[3095] k!We do not do business with the likes of you!
[3096] k!The Krishna have no harmony with friends of the Russian Mafia.
[3097] k!The Krishna have no time for friends of the Zaibatsu.
[3098] k!This job was most peacefully completed.
[3099] k!Be calm - you have made a mess of this job already.
[3100] JOB COMPLETE!
[3101] m!How can we give you work when we do not have enough respect for you?
[3102] m!This is the Russian Mafia zone. #Kill some Zaibatsu# if you want a job!
[3103] m!You are working a Russian contract, Comrade. Return when it is finished.
[3104] m!Respect the Russian Mafia!
[3105] m!We do not do business with the likes of you.
[3106] m!The Russian Mafia does no trade with friends of the Krishna!
[3107] m!The Russian Mafia will NEVER work with friends of the Zaibatsu!
[3108] m!This contract has already been fulfilled!
[3109] m!You have already attempted this contract and messed it up!
[3110] ARSE BISCUITS!
[3111] z!If you want work from the Zaibatsu then you must earn our respect!
[3112] z!This is the Zaibatsu zone. You must #eliminate Krishna# to be welcomed here!
[3113] z!You are already on a Zaibatsu job. Return only when it is complete!
[3114] z!Disrespecting the Zaibatsu will result in... unpleasantness!
[3115] z!The Zaibatsu do not negotiate with the Krishna!
[3116] z!The Zaibatsu will not do deals with the Russian Mafia!
[3117] z!We do not do business with the likes of you.
[3118] z!Idiot! This Zaibatsu job has already been completed!
[3119] z!This Zaibatsu job has already been taken and failed!
[3120] k!The #Russian Kovski# have put out a contract on the #Grand Master#. Seek out and #destroy# the #Russian Assassins#!
[3121] k!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3121 TO SEAN TAYLOR AND BILLY THOMSON!
[3122] k!You are in #Russian territory#, Grasshopper. #Kill some Russians# to draw out the #Assassins#.
[3123] k!Go BACK into #Russian territory#. You need DISrespect to attract the #Assassins#.
[3124] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3124# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3125] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3125# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3126] k!Good work, Grasshopper. Now you have #Russian Assassins# on your tail.
[3127] k!You caused some trouble, Grasshopper. Now #a second wave of Russian Killers# are on to you.
[3128] k!You caused a riot, Grasshopper. Now #top Russian Hitmen# have a target on you.
[3129] k!Praise you, Grasshopper! But there are still #more Russian Assassins# in the woodwork. #Kill# some more #Russians# to draw them out!
[3130] k!More Russian Killers dead! Thank you, Grasshopper. But there are #STILL more Russian Assassins# at large! You better #kill more Russians# to attract attention.
[3131] k!Gouranga, baby! All the #Russian Assassins# are no more!
[3132] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3132# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3133] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3133# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3134] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3134# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3135] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3135# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3136] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3136# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3137] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3137# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3138] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3138# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3139] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3139# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3140] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3140# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3141] k!With the #Grand Master safe# we have many nubile young converts awaiting your attention, Grasshopper. In the meantime, have #$60,000#.
[3142] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3142# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3143] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3143# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3144] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3144# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3145] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3145# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3146] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3146# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3147] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3147# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3148] k!Ah, Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. I have a very fun job for you. Go #meet# some loyal #Krishna# converts and I will tell you more.
[3149] k!The #Krishna# are #dead#! You will have to #finish the job alone#, Grasshopper.
[3150] k!The loyal #Krishna# are #dead#, Grasshopper! #Kill# the Assassins by #yourself#.
[3151] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3151# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3160] k!Grasshopper - it's Sunbeam. The #Zaibatsu# are building Shopping Malls on Holy Krishna land. Pay a #visit# to their #Construction Yard# and end the destruction.
[3161] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3161# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3162] k!They locked the #Construction Yard Gateway#, Grasshopper, and now only #Leo The Locksmith# can open it. You should find him doing a job on the #Water Towers#.
[3163] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3163# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3164] k!You will find it impossible to open the #Construction Yard Gateway# now that #Leo# is #dead#, Grasshopper!
[3165] k!I ain't helpin' no friend of Sunbeam. I'm busy!
[3166] k!Okay, shorty, show me the #Gateway#.
[3167] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3167# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3168] k!Stand back, shorty, while I open this #Gateway#.
[3169] k!See ya! Mind the Krishna don't turn your brain to mush.
[3170] k!Get into the #Construction Yard# and #kill# the #Zaibatsu Construction Manager#.
[3171] k!We will chant for you, Grasshopper. #Destroy# a polluting #Zaibatsu Truck#.
[3172] k!You are helping the Krishna cause, Grasshopper.
[3173] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3173# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3174] z!Get outta here, baldy!
[3175] z!Spiritually heal THIS!
[3176] z!I shoot Krishna for sport! DIE! DIE! DIE!
[3177] z!Dance for me, Krishna!
[3178] z!Pray to this, Monk Boy!
[3179] z!It doesn't look good for you, Krishna!
[3180] k!Well done, Grasshopper, you halted construction! Your reward is #$40,000#. Join us in song - we have temples to build!
[3181] k!You #destroyed# the #Generator#, shorty! Okay, show me this #Gateway#.
[3182] k!It's a Krishna invasion! GUARDS! GUARDS!
[3183] k!Feel no pain for the unconverted, Grasshopper. The #Construction Yard# is #destroyed# and Krishna is happy.
[3184] k!You are a fool, Grasshopper. #Destroy# the #Truck# only when it is time!
[3185] k!Where is #Leo The Locksmith#? He is important! Find him!
[3186] k!I'm trying to #help# you. Slow down and take me to the #Gateway#.
[3187] k!Jesus, I can't seem to hit the Goddamn #Generator#!
[3188] k!I can cut you a deal if you #destroy# this filthy #Generator#.
[3200] KILL FRENZY!
[3201] n!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3202] n!How did you possibly manage to pass?
[3203] FRENZY PASSED!
[3204] n!How did you possibly manage to fail?
[3205] FRENZY FAILED!
[3210] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #120 seconds#!
[3211] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!
[3212] Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #30 people# in #120 seconds#!
[3213] Use this #vehicle# to kill #30 people# in #90 seconds#!
[3214] Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!
[3215] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3216] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #10 people# in #90 seconds#!
[3217] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #10 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3218] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #90 seconds#!
[3219] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3220] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #10 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!
[3221] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[3222] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3223] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #10 people# in #90 seconds#!
[3224] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3225] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3226] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #10 people# in #120 seconds#!
[3227] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #5 vehicles# in #90 seconds#!
[3228] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[3229] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #10 people# in #90 seconds#!
[3230] n!So you made it to the #Industrial District#... Try not to get on the wrong side of the #Russian Mafia#, converted by the #Krishna# or absorbed by the #Zaibatsu#. Stay lucky!
[3240] m!KOVSKI ALERT! INTRUDER!
[3241] m!KILL INTRUDERS ON SIGHT!
[3242] k!The #Truck# is #destroyed# and your job is terminated, Grasshopper.
[3243] k!Drive to #Mad Island Docks# and collect #Russian Workers# for conversion.
[3244] k!Do not displease Krishna, Grasshopper. Get back in the #Truck#!
[3245] k!Sound your #horn# to call the #Workers# to the #Truck#.
[3246] k!Be calm, Grasshopper - #the Unconverted are coming#!
[3247] k!We are expecting #FOUR groups#, Grasshopper. Be sure you have them all!
[3248] k!Come immediately to the #Conversion House#, beside #Krishna Krushers#.
[3249] k!Killing the #Unconverted# is reckless - but only a fool would destroy the #Truck#. Say a prayer for the Stupid.
[3250] k!Stay in the #Truck# and drive to the #Conversion House#, Grasshopper.
[3251] k!Thanks to you, Grasshopper, the #Russian Workers# are saved! Have #$60,000# with our love.
[3252] k!Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. We need to convert strong #Russian Workers#. #Steal# a #Truck# from #Lubyanka Warehouses# and head for #Mad Island Docks#. Beware - the guards are vicious.
[3253] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3253# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3254] k!Where are you going? That #Truck# needs to be at #Mad Island Docks#!
[3255] k!Killing the #Russian Workers# is not converting them, Grasshopper! Come back when you understand the job.
[3280] k!Ah, Grasshopper - Sunbeam here. My #Faithful Krishna# are #captive# at the #Zaibatsu Power Plant#. Free them and Krishna will smile upon you.
[3281] z!We don't pray that way, Krishna!
[3282] z!Worship this, Sunday Boy!
[3283] z!I'm gonna blow your ass to Tibet!
[3284] z!Bow to a higher force, hippy!
[3285] k!My #Faithful# are held inside this #Containment Block#. #Destroy# the #THREE Generators# above to gain entry.
[3286] k!You do well, young Grasshopper. #Follow my Faithful# free and #protect them# from harm.
[3287] k!#Follow# us, Grasshopper! We know where to find #transportation#.
[3288] k!My #Faithful Krishna# are #dead#, Grasshopper! You must leave. I must meditate.
[3289] k!Now that we have found transport, Grasshopper, you must #lead us# to the #Safehouse#. Use the other #Limousine# - we will follow.
[3290] k!It seems that our path is blocked by #danger#, Grasshopper. Only you can #clear# a #way#!
[3291] k!The #Z-Guards# have #perished#! Joy to the Grasshopper!
[3292] k!Only you can #eliminate# all #Z-Guards#, Grasshopper!
[3293] k!It would be foolish to try to leave while the #way# is still #blocked#, Grasshopper.
[3294] k!The way is clear, Grasshopper! Now you are free to take the other #Limousine# so we can follow you to the #Safehouse#.
[3295] k!If the #Zaibatsu# give #chase# you must stop them, Grasshopper!
[3296] k!That was careless, Grasshopper - we needed BOTH #Limousines#!
[3297] k!My loyal #Krishna#! Baked! In that #Limousine#! Meditate on your mistakes, Grasshopper.
[3298] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3298# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3299] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3299# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3300] k!GRASSHOPPER! The Zaibatsu are on your tail!
[3301] k!#Wait# for my Krishna, Grasshopper! Do not return without them!
[3302] k!Head for the #Safehouse#, Grasshopper - and don't lose my #Faithful#!
[3303] k!The #Vedic Temple# is humming with a Grasshopper Chant. We will work again, young one. Here's #$80,000# - and may Krishna protect you.
[3304] k!Ah, relief! My #Faithful Krishna# and my #Limousines# are #safe#! At this moment I have much love for you, Grasshopper.
[3305] k!This is no time for fun, Grasshopper. #Bring my Faithful back home#!
[3306] k!Get back in the #Limousine# and lead my #Krishna# back #home#!
[3307] k!We shed no tears for Zaibatsu blood. #Good work#, Grasshopper.
[3308] k!Killing Corporate Scum is the wish of Krishna. #Praise you#, Grasshopper!
[3309] k!Joyful, Grasshopper, you decommissioned a #Generator#!
[3310] k!Praise you, Grasshopper - #only one Generator# to destroy!
[3320] k!The #Kovski Power Station# runs on old tires and reactor cores and is polluting our city. It must be #destroyed#. Pay them a visit!
[3321] k!By placing #FOUR bombs# in special positions we can #destroy# the choking #Kovski Power Station#...
[3322] k!Concentrate on the job, Grasshopper, and return to the #Power Station#.
[3323] m!Say your prayers, Flower Boy!
[3324] m!You are fresh dog meat, Krishna!
[3325] m!Suck on this, Krishna!
[3326] m!Burn, Krishna! BURN!
[3327] m!I hear Krishna taste like chicken!
[3328] m!Sing for me, Krishna!
[3329] m!Smell that, Krishna!
[3330] m!Say your last rites, Krishna!
[3331] m!Peace, love and DEATH TO ALL KRISHNA!
[3332] m!I'm gonna convert you, Krishna - from living to dead!
[3333] m!I love the smell of rubber in the morning!
[3334] m!Dance, crazy Krishna!
[3335] k!Fantastic, Grasshopper! Now plant a #bomb# where the #dead guard# was #standing#.
[3336] k!These stupid Russian guards are no match for you, Grasshopper!
[3337] k!You are too much for these stupid Russian guards, Grasshopper!
[3338] k!These foolish Russian guards cannot compare with you, Grasshopper!
[3339] k!Keep moving, Grasshopper! You still have #three bombs# to #plant#.
[3340] k!#Two bombs# to go, Grasshopper!
[3341] k!#Three bombs planted#! You make this job look easy, Grasshopper.
[3342] k!The #bombs# are #ready# for detonation, Grasshopper!
[3343] k!All #bombs# are in #position#, Grasshopper. Now move to #higher ground# to watch the #Kovski Power Station# breathe its final, fetid breath!
[3344] k!I trust you will enjoy watching the results of your labor, Grasshopper.
[3345] k!That was a show to remember, Grasshopper! You more than deserve this #$80,000#.
[3346] k!It is imperative that you #plant# the #bomb# where the #guard# was #standing#.
[3347] k!The #bomb# must be #placed# where the #guard# was #standing#.
[3348] k!You must #leave# the #bomb# where the #guard# was #standing#.
[3349] k!#Drop# the #bomb# where the #guard# was #standing# - then get out of there!
[3350] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3350# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3351] k!Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. #Meet# my loyal #Krishna# helpers and I will tell you more.
[3352] k!We can cry for the Krishna later. You must now #complete# the job #alone#.
[3360] k!Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. Loyal #Krishna# are being held as #Zaibatsu Guinea Pigs#. You must #save them# before Deconversion Drugs have their effect!
[3361] k!Impressive, Grasshopper! You annihilated a #Tank#!
[3362] k!Another #Tank# disabled! Krishna is smiling, Grasshopper.
[3363] k!Praise you, Grasshopper, the defenses are destroyed! Now help the #Krishna# to #escape#.
[3364] z!You screwed our defenses, Krishna, but you won't screw me!
[3365] z!You are one tough bitch! Well BLESS THIS!
[3366] z!Never send a #Tank# to do a man's work!
[3367] k!That was unfortunate, Grasshopper, but the #Z-Lab Complex# is tough. Use my #Special Armored Vehicle# to gain access.
[3368] k!Drive with faith, Grasshopper - the #Special Armored Vehicle# will protect you.
[3369] k!The #Special Armored Vehicle# is your only #protection#, Grasshopper. Get back in it!
[3370] k!It takes a special skill to destroy an #Special Armored Vehicle#. Now you must #finish# the job #unprotected#.
[3371] k!Check that my loyal #Krishna# are still converted.
[3372] k!Are you our savior? Help us! #Destroy# the #Tanks# that surround us and we will follow you, the one true love.
[3373] k!Be patient, Grasshopper, and my loyal #Krishna# will board the #Karma Bus#.
[3374] k!Our savior! We are weak... We need the #power# of the #Krishna Karma Bus#!
[3375] k!They are deeply feeble, Grasshopper! Get a #Krishna Karma Bus#!
[3376] k!Be calm, Grasshopper, and let them all board the #Karma Bus#!
[3377] k!Champion, Grasshopper! Now #bring# my #Krishna# to the #Vedic Temple#.
[3378] k!Our savior! #Take us#, please, to the #Vedic Temple#!
[3379] k!Our savior, #come back#! Don't leave us here to become... UNCONVERTED!
[3380] k!You #failed#, Grasshopper! My loyal #Krishna# are #DEAD#!
[3381] k!The Vedic Temple is teeming with converted brothers and sisters! For your hard work we give you #$60,000#. Why not stay and chant, Grasshopper? Hari Hari Hari Ha...
[3382] k!Meditate, Grasshopper - the #Z-Lab Complex# is heavily guarded!
[3400] m!Comrade! Jerkov here! A leading meat processing plant will make special hot dogs to feed my troops if I supply the meat. Steal a #Bus# and pick up people from #Bus Stops#.
[3401] m!What took you so long? I don't care where the meat comes from! Find yourself a #Bus Stop# and pick up passengers. I will let you know when you have enough.
[3402] m!The Driver must stay in the #Bus#, Comrade!
[3403] m!Excellent, Comrade, a #Bus# full of food! My men await you at the #meat processing plant#.
[3404] m!Good work, Comrade! Supervise the mincing from the top of #The Cage#.
[3405] m!Failing to steal the #Bus# confirms you are weak, Comrade! The job's OFF.
[3406] m!Only a Western Shit disappears before the job is completed, Comrade.
[3407] m!Stay on #The Cage#, Comrade. We need to make sure the passengers are processed.
[3408] n!Please don't take me! I'm all saturated fat!
[3409] n!Please! No! I don't wanna be your hot dog!
[3410] m!Quickly, men! Stop them getting away!
[3411] n!This is an outrageous violation of Health And Safety Regulations!
[3412] n!What's that grinding noise? AAARRRGGGHH!
[3413] m!The miserable wretches are trying to escape! Shoot them, men! Comrade - #stay put#!
[3414] m!Why did you leave, Comrade? We could not contain the crazed passengers and now we cannot make enough hot dogs to feed my troops. This job is over.
[3415] m!The #Hot Dog Van# is full. Mmm, drive to the #Kovski Diner#, Comrade.
[3416] m!Deliver the #Hot Dog Van# to the #Kovski Diner# across town!
[3417] m!Get back in the #Hot Dog Van#!
[3418] m!The #Hot Dog Van# has gone, Comrade. Now my Kovski are looking for blood!
[3419] m!You boil hot dogs not roast them, Comrade!
[3420] m!You have helped to fill the starving Kovski belly! Here's #$40,000#. Eat hearty, Comrade!
[3421] m!Drive the #Bus# to the leading meat processing plant - NOW!
[3422] m!Do not leave the #Bus# full of food! Get back in the driver's seat!
[3423] m!Very foolish, Comrade. Now you have to steal another #Bus#.
[3424] m!Fill the #Bus#, Comrade! The food will come from the #Bus Stops#!
[3425] m!Comrade! Jerkov here! A leading meat processing plant will make special hot dogs to feed my troops if I supply the meat. Pick up the #Krishna Bus# I have prepared for you.
[3426] m!You IDIOT, Comrade! You wrecked the #Karma Bus#! Now there is no point in continuing with this job.
[3427] m!Now take the #Bus# across to #Maharishi# and pick up some #Krishna#.
[3428] m!#Sound the horn# to get the attention of the #Krishna#, Comrade, then wait here.
[3429] m!I told you to wait, Comrade! Take the #Bus# back the #Krishna# and pick up the fresh meat!
[3430] m!Now sit and #wait# for the Krishna fools to get on the Bus!
[3431] m!Killing them here is no use, Comrade! You were told to bring them to the meat processing plant!
[3432] m!Hey, there is still room on the #Karma Bus# for more bald people! Be patient, Comrade!
[3433] k!Please don't take me! I'm all saturated fat!
[3434] k!Please! No! I don't wanna be your hot dog!
[3435] k!This is an outrageous violation of Health And Safety Regulations!
[3436] k!What's that grinding noise? AAARRRGGGHH!
[3440] m!Okay, Comrade, drive to the #Holy Vedic Temple#. Jerkov wants us to spill much Krishna blood!
[3441] m!What is this Capitalist Sardine Can? Steal us a #bigger# motor vehicle!
[3442] m!I have #THREE# guerrilla soldiers. You will need a #motor vehicle#!
[3443] m!Bring the soldiers back to the motor vehicle NOW!
[3444] m!Okay, Comrade, we are at the #Holy Vedic Temple#. Get out and prove yourself a loyal Russian!
[3445] m!Stay on #foot# to #kill the Krishna# until I signal you to halt!
[3446] m!Return to the #Temple#, Comrade, or we use YOU for hot dogs.
[3447] m!You lost my mercenary unit, Comrade! This is NOT the Kovski way!
[3448] m!Leaving the #Temple# is embarrassing. You are weak, Comrade. You are no Kovski - but you are off the job.
[3449] m!Fighting proud, Comrade! #Survive TWO minutes inside the Vedic Temple# and #kill the Krishna#.
[3450] m!The Krishna are vegetarian, Comrade, but their dogs will eat your balls.
[3451] m!They are not chanting any more, Comrade. One day you should drink with me and my lady friends! For now, accept my gratitude and #$80,000#.
[3452] m!Using a vehicle is gutless, Comrade. I don't think you are up to the rest of the job.
[3453] m!Hey, Comrade, it's Jerkov. Krishna free love is bankrupting my bitch action. #Find Ivan and his mercenary friends# to #spill some free blood#.
[3454] m!Zuper, Comrade! #Mow down the love puppets#!
[3455] m!Keep it up, Comrade! There is #ammunition on the walkways#!
[3456] m!Fantastic, Comrade! Make more Krishna Stew!
[3457] m!KILL! KILL! KILL! Overthrow the occultists, Comrade!
[3460] m!Intolerable! How dare you kill my men! This job is no longer in your hands.
[3461] m!My son! DEAD! This is your doing, Comrade, and you WILL pay!
[3462] m!OK, so you WILL take me alive... Don't hurt me! I'm sensitive!
[3463] m!Screw you, Cop! You expect me to get into anything other than a #Cop Car#? I'm outta here!
[3464] m!My son is waiting with a few of my men at the #Lubyanka Docks#. Take the Informant to him.
[3465] m!Where are you going, Comrade? Get back in the #Cop Car# and get to the #Lubyanka Docks# NOW!
[3466] m!So this is the Informant... Well done, Comrade. Now #stand back# - we have work to do. Soften him up, men!
[3467] m!Good to see you, Comrade. Now get out of the #Cop Car# and let me see the Informant's face!
[3468] m!Take him back to my son, Comrade, so that he can see the face of this Informant Shit!
[3469] m!Enough, men! Now it's my turn... Stand back!
[3470] m!Nobody spreads filth about my mother and lives... DIE!
[3471] m!A commendable performance, Comrade. I am well pleased with your work this day! Here is my appreciation - #$80,000#!
[3472] m!Do not let the Informant escape, Comrade! And when you catch him, make sure you get him into a #Cop Car#!
[3473] m!Where are you going, Comrade? Get back and find the Informant!
[3474] m!Do not leave the Informant behind again, Comrade!
[3480] k!Ah, Grasshopper, it's Sunbeam. The Krishna program of automotive clearance has been halted by the Cops. #Steal# me a #Cop Car# so we can resume our work!
[3481] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3481# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3482] k!Move swiftly, Grasshopper, and #deliver# the #Cop Car# to the #Cranes#!
[3483] k!Your pace is too slow, Grasshopper. #Steal# me a #Cop Car# NOW!
[3484] k!The #Crane# will pick up the #Cop Car# - once you get out!
[3485] k!Good work, Grasshopper. Let us #crush# a few more #Cop Cars# to drive the message home.
[3486] k!Praise you, Grasshopper. #Crush# one more #Cop Car# and the Krishna will shower you with love.
[3487] k!If you do not #crush Cop Cars#, Grasshopper, the job is pointless!
[3488] k!Joy to you, Grasshopper! Here's #$40,000#. We will enjoy a full-on naked Krishna festival in your honor. Keep in touch.
[3489] Stop wasting time! #Bring# the #Cop Car# to the #Cranes# to be crushed!
[3520] m!Hey, Comrade, it's Jerkov! Zaibatsu Dealers are cutting in on our drug trade. #Collect# the #Z-Type# we have parked and help us redress the balance.
[3522] m!You should not take it upon yourself to kill without my command, Comrade! This job is no longer yours.
[3523] m!You destroyed the #Z-Type#! You can forget about the rest of the job for now, Comrade.
[3524] m!The first #Z-Dealer# is waiting at the #Train Station# in #Bayano#, Comrade.
[3525] m!Stop wasting time, Comrade! Get back in the #Z-Type# NOW!
[3526] m!#Sound# the #horn# to get the #Z-Dealer#'s attention, Comrade.
[3527] z!Like, here it is and here you are, man. Far out!
[3528] m!Perfect, Comrade. Collect the second #Z-Dealer# at the #Hospital# in #Bayano#.
[3529] z!Is it that time already? Shit, I ain't even sold out yet. Oh well...
[3530] m!#Two Z-Dealers# to go, Comrade. You will find one at the #Escobar Power Cores#.
[3531] z!Hey, I was waitin' for my bitch! Well, business is business I guess...
[3532] m!Collect the final #Z-Dealer# from #Sennora# and once again we will have the edge in this area!
[3533] z!Hey! Looks like you got some kinda party going on in here!
[3534] m!I wonder how long these Z-Dealers can hold their breath? Let's find out... #Take them to the Crane#!
[3535] m!#Get out#, Comrade. Your role in this job is almost over.
[3536] m!I think next time we use them for hot dogs and save the motor car.
[3537] m!At last we are doing great street business - thanks to you, Comrade. We will work together again I am sure. For now, here is #$40,000#.
[3538] m!Drive to the #Crane#, Comrade. The river is waiting...
[3560] m!Jerkov here, Comrade. Police protection is a big earner - and I want a slice of that pie. You have #FIVE minutes# to #destroy TWO Cop Cars# and disrupt the marketplace.
[3561] m!Nice, Comrade! Can you manage #one more#?
[3564] m!Cop Cars are soft targets, Comrade. Your failure to destroy only two is contemptible.
[3565] m!Health insurance just went up thanks to you, Comrade. Now I want to start getting serious... #Destroy a SWAT Van#!
[3566] m!Aggression is good, Comrade. Only #one more SWAT Van# to destroy!
[3567] m!I thought destroying Cop Cars would be a simple enough task even for you, Comrade. How wrong I was...
[3568] m!How you could fail to destroy a couple of Special Agent Cars I do not know... Useless!
[3569] m!You make this look easy, Comrade! Finally, we also intend to compete with the Government - so that means you need to #destroy TWO Special Agent Cars#!
[3570] m!It's heating up! Only #one Special Agent car# to destroy!
[3573] m!The City's Emergency Services are troubled thanks to you, Comrade. Take this #$60,000# with our gratitude and drink to continued Kovski success!
[3574] m!You chase Cop Cars like an Asthmatic Attorney. The Private Sector moves fast, Comrade. Return when you are up to speed.
[3575] m!The Cops do not wait around for Tortoise Terrorists, Comrade. Perhaps you need more exercise.
[3576] m!The Special Agents were too much for you, Comrade. Perhaps I will find experienced Russian Kovski to attempt the job instead.
[3577] m!Jerkov here, Comrade. Police Protection is a big earner - and I want a slice of that pie. You have #FIVE minutes# to #destroy a Cop Car# and disrupt the marketplace.
[3578] m!Health insurance just went up thanks to you, Comrade. Now I want to get serious... #Destroy a SWAT Van#!
[3579] m!You make this look easy, Comrade! Finally, we also intend to compete with the Government - so that means you need to #destroy a Special Agent Car#!
[3600] m!Hey, Comrade - it's Jerkov. The #Karma Assassins# are coming and all my good Kovski are drunk. You must #protect me#!
[3601] m!You took out a Karma Assassin, Comrade! Only #SEVEN to go#!
[3602] m!Another Krishna bites the dust, Comrade! Now there are #SIX to kill#!
[3603] m!That's one less to worry about, Comrade. But still #FIVE remain#!
[3604] m!Good work, Comrade. Now there are only #FOUR Hitmen to hit#!
[3605] m!Excellent! #THREE to go#, Comrade!
[3606] m!This is getting tense, Comrade! Only #TWO Assassins remain#!
[3607] m!#One# final Krishna Killer #to kill#, Comrade!
[3608] m!You stupid idiot, Comrade! Now I have to consider alternative resources to get this job done.
[3609] m!Outstanding, Comrade! You helped the Karma Assassins to meet their maker!
[3610] m!Top Karma Assassin #Nova Bright# lies in wait in an #Armored Bus#. Eradicate him, Comrade!
[3611] m!Send my regards to Krishna, Mr Bright. Good work, Comrade! Let me see... I think you deserve #$60,000#.
[3612] m!Simple weapons will not harm this spiritual #Karma Bus#, Comrade. Only a #vehicle rigged with a bomb# will do the job!
[3613] m!You worked hard, Comrade - but not hard enough!
[3640] m!Comrade! It's me, Jerkov! Last night Zaibatsu Executives lost everything at my poker table and now they want revenge. #THREE Tanks# have been sent to crush my precious Kovski Cars.
[3641] m!The #Tanks# are cheap Western trash! #Destroy them# and protect my new Kovski Cars!
[3642] m!Excellent, Comrade! You are tough, you smell bad, but you work hard like a Russian! Here is #$60,000#. We can do business again.
[3643] m!You fight like the Zaibatsu play cards, Comrade - with your eyes closed.
[3644] m!My respect is nothing for crispy Kovski Cars, Comrade. Get back to the toilet brush.
[3645] z!Say your prayers, little man!
[3646] z!HA! Your puny flesh and blood is no match for our Zaibatsu zitanium!
[3647] z!You are playing Russian Roulette with the big boys now!
[3648] m!I knew you were up to the job, Comrade!
[3649] m!Two Zaibatsu Tanks on the scrap heap! Keep fighting, Comrade.
[3650] m!A Tank is almost on top of us, Comrade!
[3651] m!Comrade! It's me, Jerkov! Last night Zaibatsu Executives lost everything at my poker table and now they want revenge. #TWO Tanks# have been sent to crush my precious Kovski Cars.
[3670] ALL KRISHNA JOBS DONE!
[3671] k!Well done, Grasshopper! You have completed ALL the Krishna jobs!
[3672] ALL RUSSIAN JOBS DONE!
[3673] m!Fantastic, Comrade! You have completed ALL the Russian jobs!
[3674] ALL ZAIBATSU JOBS DONE!
[3675] z!Congratulations, Gecko! You have succeeded in completing ALL the Zaibatsu jobs!
[3676] n!Come back when you ain't on a job!
[3677] Your #status# has been #saved#!
[3680] n!Congratulations, kid! Your activities have #seriously upset the Russian, Krishna AND Zaibatsu Bosses# and now they ALL want you wiped off the face of the city!
[3681] n!The three Bosses are on a personal crusade to nail your ass to the floor. You ain't got no choice but to #kill them or be killed#.
[3682] n!OUTSTANDING! You wasted #all three Bosses#! Shit, that's gotta be some kinda achievement!
[3683] n!You blew it, baby! The job's over for you.
[3684] n!And how are you going to wipe out the Bosses now?
[3685] n!That's #Uno Carb# plugged for good!
[3686] n!It's lights out for #Sunbeam#!
[3687] n!#Jerkov# won't be pulling fast ones ever again!
[3688] n!That's #Uno Carb#! Kill him!
[3689] n!There's #Sunbeam#! Get him!
[3690] n!It's #Jerkov#! Waste Him!
[3724] z!Welcome to the Zaibatsu!
[3725] z!The Zaibatsu hate the Krishna. #Kill the Krishna# to earn our respect!
[3726] m!Welcome, Comrade, to the Russian Mafia!
[3727] m!The Russian Mafia hate the Capitalist Zaibatsu! #Kill the Zaibatsu# and we will respect you.
[3728] k!Welcome to the Krishna!
[3729] k!The Krishna are ill at ease with the Russian Mafia. We respect those who #dispose of the Russians#.
[3730] JOB FAILED!
[3731] JOB FAILED!
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[3750] JOB FAILED!
[3751] JOB FAILED!
[3752] n!OK! You now have enough cash to leave this District. Follow the #marker# if you want to leave town!
[3753] n!You don't have enough cash to leave this District. You need #$5,000,000#!
[3760] z!Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I'm selling LEGAL drugs on the black market for twice the price. If you want in on the deal, go meet #Ziggy Pole#.
[3761] z!Dead dealers make no money, Gecko. How dare you ever consider yourself Zaibatsu!
[3762] z!The task was simple, Gecko, but you still end up making a mess!
[3763] z!Hi, you must be Gecko. Want a Mitsi? No? Well you'd better get this cash back to Uno.
[3764] m!If the Kovski see me doing business with a Z-Man I am dead man. Come back with a Kovski motor car and then we will see what we can do.
[3765] z!Look, man, I'm being tailed. I can't talk. My mute handler will pass you the green.
[3766] m!I have no money for Zaibatsu punks! Tell Uno Carb to go screw himself!
[3767] m!This is too obvious! Get a #Kovski motor car# and then we can do business.
[3768] m!Bah. Tell Uno the Kovski want better play-drugs - like the new Mitsi.
[3769] z!The next guy is fast moving up the Zaibatsu ranks. He should pose no problems, Gecko!
[3770] z!Kill the Kovski cash-dodger and his pathetic little gang, Gecko.
[3771] z!You do nothing for Zaibatsu public relations, Gecko. I'm going to get Z-Spin Doctors to finish the job.
[3772] z!Keep moving, Gecko. A high-ranking Kovski is the next dealer and he might prove difficult.
[3773] z!The last dealer's a real loose cannon - so be cool, Gecko.
[3774] z!When I tell you to be cool that means not to ice anyone, Gecko. Come back when you are under control.
[3775] z!A successful job, Gecko. The Kovski scum annoy me but you dealt with them professionally.
[3776] z!Excellent, Gecko, you got the money. Now zoom down to the Brown-Eye Sewage Works and steal a Kovski Truck by way of payment.
[3777] z!The #Kovski Truck# contains contraband #reactor fuel# that we could utilize. Steal the #Truck# to teach the Russians a lesson.
[3778] z!The Kovski contraband was certainly unstable, Gecko - much like your performance.
[3779] z!Drive careful to the #Zaibatsu Safehouse#. Remember - this Trailer is loaded, Gecko!
[3780] z!You have no time to waste, Gecko. Get in the #Truck#!
[3783] z!You were Super Zaibatsu on this job, Gecko! Here's #$20,000# on top of the #$40,000# I owe you. Take a break - but keep in touch.
[3784] z!The front door is secure. Find a way in around the back and then destroy the old #Soviet Generators# on the inside to open the entrance.
[3785] z!Excellent, the entrance is open. Bring the contraband #Truck# to me NOW, Gecko!
[3786] m!You want a little anarchy, Z-Man?
[3787] m!I only drink Molotov Cocktail! Ha ha ha!
[3788] m!The Z-Man will soon be D-Man... D for Dead! HA HA HA!
[3789] m!I kill you, Zaibatsu!
[3790] z!You need to disable those #Generators# to escape, Gecko. So get out of the #Truck#!
[3800] z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. Krishna conversion and Kovski black markets are crippling Zaibatsu enterprise. We need a gang war. You steal a #Bulwark# and I will give you a plan.
[3801] z!Good. Now drive to the #Krishna quarter# and run down some little orange people.
[3802] z!Get back in the #Bulwark# and follow orders!
[3803] z!CRUSH THE KRISHNA!
[3804] z!Get the #Bulwark# back into the #Krishna quarter#!
[3805] z!Excellent, Gecko! At least #FIFTY# Krishna nailed! Now steal a #Krishna Bus# and drive to the #Russian area#.
[3806] z!To start a war, Gecko, you MUST eliminate the Krishna with a #Russian Bulwark#!
[3807] z!You got the #Krishna Bus#, Gecko. Now make haste to the #Russian area# and execute #FIFTY# Kovski.
[3808] z!Stay in the #Krishna Bus#, Gecko, and follow my plan!
[3809] z!DRIVE DOWN THE KOVSKI!
[3810] z!Drive the #Krishna Bus# to the #Russian area# NOW!
[3811] z!Great work, Gecko! At least #FIFTY# Kovski dead and a full-blown gang war about to explode!
[3812] z!I need reliable Assassins to do Zaibatsu work, Gecko! Come back when you have more experience.
[3813] z!We are trying to start a war, Gecko. Kill the #Russians# with a #Krishna Bus#!
[3814] z!Where are you going, Gecko? Get back in a #Bulwark# and back to the #Krishna quarter# NOW!
[3815] z!Wonderful! The Krishna and Kovski are at each other's throats and Zaibatsu sales are through the roof. Your #$60,000# is well deserved. We must work together again, Gecko.
[3816] z!Where are you going, Gecko? Get back on a #Krishna Bus# and back in the #Russian area# NOW!
[3817] z!Excellent, Gecko! At least #TWENTY# Krishna nailed! Now steal a #Krishna Bus# and drive to the #Russian area#.
[3818] z!You got the #Krishna Bus#, Gecko. Now make haste to the #Russian area# and execute #TWENTY# Kovski.
[3819] z!Great work, Gecko! At least #TWENTY# Kovski dead and a full-blown gang war about to explode!
[3840] DECONSTRUCTION YARD!
[3841] COP CAR SCRAP!
[3842] COSSACK CONVERSION!
[3843] SUNBEAM CONTRACT!
[3844] CONVERSION EVASION!
[3845] ROOFTOP RESCUE!
[3846] POWER STATION!
[3847] GANG WAR!
[3848] GRAND THEFT AUTO!
[3849] PAYBACK!
[3850] LOCK-OUT!
[3851] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
[3852] I'D LIKE A TANK PLEASE, BOB!
[3853] ARMY BASE ALERT!
[3854] HOT DOG HOMICIDE!
[3855] MMM, RUSSIAN SAILORS!
[3856] OFFICER DOWN!
[3857] KARMA ASSASSINS!
[3858] TANKS A LOT!
[3859] VEDIC MASSACRE!
[3860] SUPER GRASS RESCUE!
[3861] FINAL JOB!
[3880] z!Hey, Gecko, it's me, Uno Carb. If you fancy causing some trouble, try stealing the #Jefferson# down at #Krishna Krushers#.
[3882] z!Success, Gecko! Now park the #Jefferson# at the #Zaibatsu Power Cores#.
[3883] z!That #Jefferson# is hot, Gecko. Get back in it and deliver!
[3884] z!Incompetent, Gecko! The #Jefferson# is destroyed. It would appear that I grossly misjudged your abilities.
[3885] z!A #Kovski Bulwark# in the #Russian area# is waiting to make a drop. Smash and grab it, Gecko.
[3886] m!You smashed my #Bulwark#! You die, Z-Boy!
[3887] z!The #Bulwark# is toast and the merchandise is lost, Gecko. Even you can't talk your way out of this one!
[3888] z!Impressive, Gecko. Deliver the #Bulwark# and its cargo to the #Zaibatsu Power Cores#.
[3889] z!Get back in the #Bulwark#, Gecko!
[3890] z!There is an unmarked car containing two fine bitches near #Mad Island#. It's next on the shopping list for you, Gecko!
[3891] z!The car is on the island near the #Docks#, Gecko. The only available access is via these rooftops.
[3892] z!The car and the bitches are wrecked and you are definitely no substitute, Gecko!
[3893] z!Come to Daddy! Bring the #car# and the #bitches# to my #Zaibatsu Power Core Safehouse#.
[3894] z!I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold, Gecko. Get back in the car!
[3895] z!Hook up the #Cop Car Trailer#, Gecko.
[3896] z!You need that #Truck Cab#, Gecko. Get back in it!
[3897] z!Get back in the #Truck Cab# and get to the #Crane#, Gecko!
[3898] z!Damn you, Gecko. My first arrest was in that car. It had sentimental value.
[3899] z!This is not Zaibatsu style, Gecko! Reconnect the #Trailer# NOW!
[3900] z!Cool, Gecko! Head for the #Zaibatsu Power Core Crane# and deposit your cargo.
[3901] z!Park the #Cop Car#, Gecko, and we will mix business with pleasure tonight!
[3902] z!You deserve some fun on my Credex Gold Card, Gecko. For now, here's #$40,000#. Keep in touch - skilled operators are difficult to find.
[3903] z!This is insane, Gecko! How could you screw up the job so close to completion?
[3904] z!Park the #Cop Car# in the usual place, Gecko.
[3905] z!Get back in the #Cop Car# and park it, Gecko!
[3906] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3906 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!
[3907] z!You are resourceful, Gecko, but the final vehicle will test your wits. The #Cop Car# I want is on a #Trailer# in #Azeri Heights#... So steal a #Truck Cab#!
[3908] z!I pray you are not trying to steal my #Jefferson#!
[3909] z!This #Jefferson# is special, Z-Man. You will have to die!
[3910] z!Put this on your credit card, godless one!
[3911] z!No god, no salvation - those are the rules!
[3912] z!Stop fooling around and take the #Trailer# to the #Cranes#, Gecko!
[3913] z!There is an unmarked car containing two fine bitches near #Tedium Docks#. It's next on the shopping list for you, Gecko!
[3914] z!The car is on the island near the #Docks#, Gecko. The only available access is via this walkway.
[3920] z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The Russians have taken a #Truck# full of Zaibatsu AI Brain Units. Steal the whole lot back from the #Tedium Docks#.
[3921] z!Highly incompetent, Gecko. A feeble child would play better than you!
[3922] z!As expected the entrance is locked, Gecko. Try the back door!
[3923] z!My intelligence was poor - the back door is also locked. I will program #Satchmo The Safecracker# to meet you. Get moving!
[3924] z!#Satchmo The Safecracker#'s death means the entrance stays locked - and you are off the job.
[3925] n!Show me the lock, Z-Man, and let my fingers do their magic.
[3926] z!I hear a clock! Stand back in case the door's booby-trapped.
[3927] z!These fingers can do anything, sonny. No-one booby-traps Satchmo!
[3928] z!Shit. The clock sto...
[3929] z!Satchmo was getting old anyway. Now steal a #Kovski Bulwark# and try to enter using Zaibatsu stealth!
[3930] z!Ssh! I can hear a clock - and it's definitely getting louder!
[3931] z!Good initiative, Gecko. Drive to the door and deceive the foolish Kovski.
[3932] z!Use the #Kovski Bulwark#, Gecko - it's your only chance to get in!
[3933] z!You need a #Kovski Bulwark#, Gecko. The Kovski won't open up for anyone else.
[3934] z!Excellent, you are inside, Gecko. Now steal back my AI Brain Unit #Truck#.
[3935] m!How did you get in here? DIE!
[3936] m!Smoke my pipe, Z-Man!
[3937] m!DIE, SCUM! DIE!
[3938] m!Lick the dirt, Zaibatsu!
[3939] m!You killed my comrades! You will die!
[3940] z!In the #Truck# at last, Gecko! Now get back to the #Safehouse#.
[3941] z!The paranoid Kovski lock everything, Gecko! Take out the #Generators# above the door to make it open.
[3942] z!Great work, Gecko. The door should be open now so get in the #Truck# and DRIVE. Watch your back!
[3943] z!The door is OPEN! Get my AI Brain Units to the #Safehouse# - FAST!
[3944] z!One #Generator# down, Gecko. Now blow the second one!
[3945] m!I SCREW YOU, ZAIBATSU!
[3946] m!THE KOVSKI WILL HAVE REVENGE!
[3947] z!What happened to my #Truck#, Gecko? Without those AI Brain Units my Zaibatsu Operatives become stupid - like you. DISAPPEAR!
[3948] z!I turn my back and you crumple, Gecko. I need Zaibatsu Operatives who can keep the pace!
[3949] z!This #Truck# must be returned, Gecko. Get back in it!
[3950] z!Exemplary, Gecko. My Z-Operatives are all sporting shiny new AI Brain Units and the Zaibatsu are once again on top. Here's #$60,000#. Keep in touch.
[3952] z!Satchmo weighs 300 pounds and takes it slow and easy. Find him now!
[3953] z!Don't leave me behind, sonny - I'm supposed to be helping you!
[3960] m!Comrade! It's Jerkov! Some of my special gangsters have information about an Informant but are trapped in the #Zaibatsu Power Core#. #Free them# - and their knowledge!
[3961] m!The kidnapped Kovski have #vital information# about a filthy Informant. Get them out, Comrade!
[3962] m!The #doorway is locked#, Comrade. Try #bombing the Generators# to release the sticky locks.
[3963] m!Excellent! One Generator destroyed!
[3964] m!Second Generator kaput!
[3965] m!Very professional, Comrade. Only one Generator functioning.
[3966] z!Hey! You shouldn't be in here!
[3967] z!Hey! Do you have Security Clearance?
[3968] z!Alert! We got a blower!
[3969] z!We are losing power! DIE!
[3970] z!Generate this, Kovski!
[3971] z!Bye bye, Psycho Russian Pie!
[3972] z!You got the right to become silent!
[3973] z!Eat this, Kovski!
[3974] m!Too slow, Comrade. The Zaibatsu have donated my gangsters to medical science!
[3975] m!Fantastic, the doorway is open! Find my Kovski!
[3976] m!You are wasting time! The doorway is open and my men are waiting.
[3977] m!Protect my loyal Kovski - one of them has vital information! MOVE!
[3978] m!That was shit, Comrade. The Informant is still at large and your incompetence has left my Kovski rotting in the streets.
[3979] m!The Zaibatsu are on to you! #Protect my men# and I will arrange for the doorway to be opened from the outside.
[3980] m!Word is out, Comrade, and #THREE Assassins are moving in#. I will arrange for the doorway to be opened. You watch your back.
[3981] m!Good! You nailed the Corporate Killer!
[3982] m!Ha! Zaibatsu Assassins are a joke!
[3983] z!Zaibatsu Agent Alpha has target in sight!
[3984] z!Zaibatsu Agent Epsilon has target in sight!
[3985] z!Zaibatsu Agent Kappa has target in sight!
[3986] m!Very professional, Comrade. Bring my men to meet #Uncle Vanka# in the #Russian zone#. He is the only one I know who can interpret the gangster information.
[3987] m!You have lost my Kovski! Find them, Comrade!
[3988] m!Time is short, Comrade. Do not leave them again.
[3989] m!Tell me - who is the Informant?
[3990] m!Get out of the vehicle and Uncle Vanka will interpret.
[3991] m!WHAT! Don't be foolish, Comrade. Come back here and get out of the vehicle.
[3992] m!The instructions were clear, Comrade. How could you fail to transport my men?
[3993] m!#You killed Uncle Vanka#, Comrade! How can I get information from my deaf Kovski?
[3994] m!He says... "Some guy has some #dirty#... information about Jerkov's #wife# - and he's going to #reveal all#... to the #Cops#".
[3995] m!My son wants to deal with this Informant. #Steal a Cop Car# and I will relay to you further instructions.
[3996] m!Why, that Cop Uniform fits like a glove, Comrade! Find the Informant and pull up in front of his car. Don't forget to #use the siren# - he won't get out if it's not on!
[3997] m!Where are you going, Comrade? Get in the #Cop Car# now!
[3998] m!How dare you deny my son the privilege and pleasure of killing the Informant! You are OFF the job!
[3999] m!Screw you, Cop! You won't ever take me alive!
[4000] z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The City Security Services are getting too big for their boots so we need to show them the Zaibatsu still mean business. Bring me a #SWAT Van#.
[4001] z!Super, Gecko! Deliver the #SWAT Van# to my #Garage#!
[4002] z!Stop wasting time, Gecko. We need a #SWAT Van#.
[4003] z!Next we need a #Special Agent Car#. Go, Gecko - GO!
[4004] z!You have Zaibatsu style, Gecko. Deliver this #vehicle# to my #Garage#.
[4005] z!For the good of your health, Gecko, get me a #Special Agent Car# NOW!
[4006] z!Excellent. Gecko, you are the only Operative I know with the balls to #steal a Tank#. What are you waiting for?
[4007] z!You have excelled yourself, Gecko. Park this Bad Boy in my #Garage#!
[4008] z!I thought you were going to #steal me a Tank#, Gecko? I'm waiting!
[4009] z!That little demonstration of power has wiped the smug smiles from the faces of the Security Forces. Here's #$80,000# for a job well done.
[4040] z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The last Tank you stole was booby-trapped and destroyed my Garage. #Steal me another Tank# direct from the #Army Base# to cause maximum embarrassment.
[4041] z!The #Army Base# is heavily guarded. Use a little initiative to get in!
[4042] z!Move fast, Gecko! Bring the #Tank# back to my #Garage#!
[4043] z!My Zaibatsu credit is riding on this #Tank#, Gecko. Get back in it!
[4044] z!How could you destroy my #Tank#, Gecko? I have egg on my face and you are unemployed.
[4045] z!The Army doesn't know what hit them, Gecko. You are a supreme performer! Here's #$80,000#. You should be working with me not for me!
[4046] n!This #Army Base# is only for State-Programmed Killers!
[4047] n!This area is restricted! No questions!
[4048] n!No-one told me about you at the Academy!
[4049] n!I protect the Army Base with my life, Z-Bandit.
[4050] n!Emergency! Someone's made it past the guards!
[4051] z!This Assassin looks good!
[4052] z!To fall foul of ignorant military muscle is not Zaibatsu style. The job was above you, Gecko!
[4060] z!Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I need you to neutralize #THREE# Key Operatives from rival outfits. First you need to collect a Special Package...
[4061] k!We are Krishna! You cannot enter here!
[4062] k!That device is UNSAFE!
[4063] z!What happened to the #Special Package#, Gecko? Must I get a professional to complete the job instead?
[4064] z!Excellent, Gecko, you have the #Special Package#. Be VERY careful - it is highly #unstable#.
[4065] z!Deliver the #Special Package# to #Bilovski#, the crazed Russian weapons pervert.
[4066] m!Holy cow! Give me #The Weapon# and I will give you the #Zaibatsu Entry Codes# in a few days!
[4067] z!One should only kill according to plan, Gecko. That is the Zaibatsu method - eliminate with style.
[4068] m!HA HA! Now I kill Uno Carb and all his silly little boys!
[4069] m!It doesn't work! What is this SHIT?
[4070] m!My apologies, the trigger was stuck. Stand back!
[4071] z!Success, Gecko! You need a #Hot Dog Van# to execute the second part of this job.
[4072] z!Hi, I was told to meet you. You stay right there while I load up the hot dogs!
[4073] z!This vehicle is no use! You need a #Hot Dog Van#!
[4074] z!You cannot sell hot dogs on foot! Get a #Hot Dog Van#!
[4075] z!Good, Gecko. Now meet another #Z-Operative# - he has lethal merchandise for you.
[4076] z!Do not leave the #Hot Dog Van# - it is essential to the success of this job.
[4077] z!He was a top Zaibatsu Operative, Gecko. You cannot do this job without him.
[4078] z!This is inefficient, Gecko. I am only interested in hiring those who are capable of finishing what they start.
[4079] z!The target will be waiting for your #Hot Dog Van#, Gecko. Note that these hot dogs are #poisoned#...
[4080] z!Impatient idiot! The poison was slow release! Killing him was rash, Gecko - not Zaibatsu style.
[4081] z!You failed to deliver the poisoned hot dogs, Gecko. Our target has disappeared and the job is undone.
[4082] z!You displayed little care with this deadly cargo, Gecko. Now trained Zaibatsu will complete the job.
[4083] z!Make sure Target Two dies, Gecko!
[4084] z!These hot dogs taste... different. AARRGGHH! POISON!
[4085] z!Now deliver these hot dogs, Gecko! Target Two MUST DIE!
[4086] z!You need the poisoned hot dogs, Gecko. Get back in the #Hot Dog Van#!
[4087] z!Ah, I have been expecting you! One hot dog, please. So... Do you have information for me?
[4088] z!Very clean, Gecko. Now we have a Russian to dispose of... Meet your Z-Contact on the roof.
[4089] z!Silly me. I was beginning to believe you were up to the job, Gecko. Now a Z-Team will finish the task.
[4090] z!You killed the Z-Contact! That's the job over for you, Gecko.
[4091] z!You needed that Limousine to eliminate the Russians - Zaibatsu style! Now the job will have to be abandoned.
[4092] z!I rigged a Kovski Limousine to be remote-controlled. Drive it into the Russian area.
[4093] z!The Kovski are looking for this Limousine - it was stolen only a few hours ago!
[4094] z!The trap was set and you ruined it, Gecko. This is no way for a Zaibatsu to behave!
[4095] z!How could you fail from the safety of a rooftop, Gecko? You need help...
[4096] z!That Limousine was vital to the plan, Gecko! You lack any Zaibatsu discipline.
[4097] z!The trap is set, Gecko. Lead the Russian Limousine into the Krishna quarter.
[4098] z!I had not planned for this, Gecko. It can be traced back to the Zaibatsu!
[4099] z!Don't move the Limousine, Gecko. Instead watch a perfectly executed Zaibatsu trap...
[4100] z!Super, Gecko! The Krishna take the blame for the Russian deaths and all Key Operatives are eliminated. Here's #$40,000#. Detonate the Limousine - we no longer need it.
[4101] z!You lost the Russians! Go back and find them!
[4102] z!Don't leave them, Gecko - you need them for the Krishna!
[4200] k!Your clumsiness has cut the job short and cost the Krishna dear, Grasshopper.
[4201] k!Ah, Grasshopper! Such a pity to see you fail like this.
[4202] k!That was an... interesting way to quit the job, Grasshopper.
[4203] k!What a pity you couldn't find in you to see the job through, Grasshopper.
[4204] k!A good effort, Grasshopper, but an unfortunate outcome.
[4205] k!The Cops will leave you with much to meditate, Grasshopper. Until we meet again...
[4206] k!Ah, Grasshopper, this is not the time to get in touch with your righteous side.
[4207] k!Do not despair, Grasshopper! We will find it in our hearts to receive you once again!
[4208] k!A pity the Cops do not appreciate the way you work, Grasshopper!
[4209] k!Be strong, Grasshopper! Remember that iron bars do not a prison make... But they cause great pain when wielded by angry Cops.
[4210] z!What happened, Gecko? Must a real professional complete the job instead?
[4211] z!This is inefficient, Gecko. I am only interested in hiring those who can finish what they start.
[4212] z!Silly me. I was beginning to believe you were up to the job, Gecko. Must I use a Z-Team to finish the task?
[4213] z!You ruined the plan, Gecko! This is no way for a Zaibatsu to behave!
[4214] z!I trust you to perform and you crumple, Gecko. I need Zaibatsu Operatives who can keep the pace!
[4215] z!Hold your tongue, Gecko, and I might find it in my heart to re-enlist your services.
[4216] z!Our support of the Cops will not always stretch to getting you off the hook, Gecko!
[4217] z!That's the job over for you, Gecko. Perhaps your need to work on your technique before you take on new jobs.
[4218] z!Keep this up and you might just find permanent residence in Alma Mater Prison.
[4219] z!The Zaibatsu have just severed your relationship, Gecko!
[4220] m!What a cowardly way to avoid completing a job, Comrade!
[4221] m!After such a poor effort you can rot in the street for all we care, Comrade.
[4222] m!What kind of work ethic do you call this, Comrade?
[4223] m!What a disaster! Clearly you have no staying power, Comrade!
[4224] m!How could you make such a mess when we did not plan for this, Comrade?
[4225] m!Such incredible incompetence, Comrade! I suppose I should expect no less from Western Shit.
[4226] m!Strong Kovski never allows themselves the luxury of arrest.
[4227] m!The Cops hate all Kovski, Comrade. Your arrest is likely to be very painful.
[4228] m!That is a disgraceful way to shirk work, Comrade!
[4229] m!You seem to be getting cosy with the Cops, Comrade. You disappoint me!
[4310] Use a #Tank# to shoot #30 people# in #120 seconds#!
[4311] Use a #Tank# to shoot #30 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!
[4312] Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #60 people# in #120 seconds#!
[4313] Use this #vehicle# to kill #60 people# in #90 seconds#!
[4314] Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #20 Cop Cars# in #120 seconds#!
[4315] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #40 people# in #60 seconds#!
[4316] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!
[4317] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[4318] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #30 vehicles# in #90 seconds#!
[4319] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #40 people# in #60 seconds#!
[4320] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 Cop cars# in #120 seconds#!
[4321] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[4322] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #40 people# in #60 seconds#!
[4323] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!
[4324] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #40 people# in #60 seconds#!
[4325] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #40 people# in #60 seconds#!
[4326] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!
[4327] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #10 Cop cars# in #90 seconds#!
[4328] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #40 people# in #60 seconds#!
[4329] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!
[5000] YOUR TIME IS EXTENDED!
[5001] 1ST PLACE! YOU DA MAN, BABY! 12 VANS!
[5002] 2ND PLACE! ONE SMOOTH OPERATOR! 11 VANS!
[5003] 3RD PLACE! YOU BIG SHOW-OFF! 10 VANS!
[5004] 4TH PLACE! TOASTY TOASTY! 9 VANS!
[5005] 5TH PLACE! FLASH FELLA! 8 VANS!
[5006] 6TH PLACE! MY HERO! 7 VANS!
[5007] 7TH PLACE! SPAMTASTIC! 6 VANS!
[5008] 8TH PLACE! BURN IN HELL, BABY! 5 VANS!
[5009] 9TH PLACE! YA BIG PUSSY! ONLY 4 VANS!
[5010] 10TH PLACE! BOTTOM-FEEDER! ONLY 3 VANS!
[5011] 11TH PLACE! WHY BOTHER, PAL? 2 CRUMMY VANS!
[5012] 12TH PLACE! POND LIFE, BUDDY! 1 LOUSY VAN!
[5013] Kill all the Ice-Cream Vans within the time limit. Follow the markers to find them. Fail and you get ICED yourself! HAW! HAW! HAW!
[5014] YOU DA MAN!
[5015] TIME'S UP, PAL!
[5016] 1ST PLACE! WORLD CHAMPION! 12 VANS!
[5017] 2ND PLACE! ONE BAD MUTHA! 11 VANS!
[5018] 3RD PLACE! WIDOWMAKER! 10 VANS!
[5019] 4TH PLACE! GIVE IT TO ME, BABY! 9 VANS!
[5020] 5TH PLACE! BURN, BABY, BURN! 8 VANS!
[5021] 6TH PLACE! ARSON-TASTIC! YOU FRIED 7 VANS!
[5022] 7TH PLACE! FRYING TONIGHT! 6 VANS!
[5023] 8TH PLACE! FASTER, PUSSYCAT - KILL KILL! 5 VANS!
[5024] 9TH PLACE! YOU JUST AIN'T TRYIN', SUCKA! 4 VANS!
[5025] 10TH PLACE! DEAD DOGS DRIVE FASTER THAN YOU! 3 VANS!
[5026] 11TH PLACE! ARE YOU A SUNDAY DRIVER? DO IT AGAIN! 2 VANS!
[5027] 12TH PLACE! DOES SPEED SCARE YOU, BOY? TRY HARDER! 1 VAN!
[5028] What a LOOOOSER! Outwitted by a couple of kiddy Ice-Cream Vans and a bunch of Donut-Munchers! You are a complete waste of skin! Get outta here!
[5029] Nice work, sucka! With those Ice-Cream Vans out of the picture, we can introduce our own brand of Raspberry Rippled mayhem to the city and show them ALL the real meaning of 'I SCREAM'!
[5030] Collect as many power-ups as you can before the Cops catch up with you and turn you into cat food.
[5031] Oh, sorry about that... Did that hurt?
[5032] Nice work!
[5033] 1ST PLACE! WORLD CHAMPION! 12 VANS!
[5034] 2ND PLACE! SUPER-SPEEDY! 11 VANS!
[5035] 3RD PLACE! OOH! MR SKIDMARKS! 10 VANS!
[5036] 4TH PLACE! MEESTER SLEEK! 9 VANS!
[5037] 5TH PLACE! EL PUMPO GRANDE! 8 VANS!
[5038] 6TH PLACE! YOU BIG STINKER! 7 VANS!
[5039] 7TH PLACE! TRYING TO SAVE GAS? SPEED UP NEXT TIME! 6 VANS!
[5040] 8TH PLACE! YOU AIN'T WORTH WASTING A BULLET ON! 5 VANS!
[5041] 9TH PLACE! TAKE YOUR CAR OUT AND SHOOT IT! 4 VANS!
[5042] 10TH PLACE! JOIN THE GIRL SCOUTS, LOSER! 3 CRUMMY VANS!
[5043] 11TH PLACE! YOU BIG WET SLAP! 2 LOUSY VANS!
[5044] 12TH PLACE! WHY BOTHER TRYING? 1 LOUSY VAN!
[5045] LOOOOSER! YOU ON SOFT DRUGS? TRY HARDER!
[5050] CHOCTASTIC!
[5051] RASPBERRY RIPPLE!
[5052] YOU SHOT YOUR LOAD!
[5053] OOH... DID THAT HURT?
[5054] DEATH TO ICE-CREAM VANS!
[5055] CRISPY CRITTER!
[5056] YOU'RE TOAST, BUDDY!
[5057] EAT LEADEN DEATH, PUNK!
[5058] THAT'S GOTTA HURT!
[5059] SORRY ABOUT THAT!
[5060] XIN LOI, MY MAN!
[5061] DAMN SUNDAY DRIVERS!
[5062] SUCK IT AND SEE!
[5063] TASTE MY WRATH, ICE-CREAM BOY!
[5500] #Race for #THREE# laps! Kill people for #bonus points#!#
[5501] RACE OVER!
[5502] SECOND LAP!
[5503] FINAL LAP!
[5504] RACE ON!
[5505] HEY! 30 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X2
[5506] OOH! 60 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X3
[5507] NICE! 90 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X4
[5508] GREAT! 120 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X5
[5509] OUTSTANDING! 150 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X6
[5510] TIME OUT!
[5511] Kill people for points before the time runs out!
[5512] HARMLESS!
[5513] MOSTLY HARMLESS!
[5514] POOR!
[5515] AVERAGE!
[5516] ABOVE AVERAGE!
[5517] COMPETENT!
[5518] DANGEROUS!
[5519] DEADLY!
[5520] VERY DEADLY!
[5521] ELITE!
[5522] PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE!
[5523] YOU MADE THE FRONT PAGES!
[5524] HEY THERE, UZI LOVER!
[5525] TRIGGER HAPPY!
[5526] YOUR AIM'S IMPROVING!
[5527] YOU FIRING BLANKS, DUDE?
[5528] DON'T TRY SUICIDE, MAN!
[5529] CRAWL BACK TO THE WOMB, BABY!
[5530] YOU SURE ARE A SHIT SHOT!
[5531] YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF LEAD?
[5532] HEY! 15 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X2
[5533] OOH! 30 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X3
[5534] NICE! 45 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X4
[5535] GREAT! 60 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X5
[5536] OUTSTANDING! 75 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X6
[6000] n!Nice work, kiddo! Now the Redneck, SRS AND Zaibatsu Bosses are ALL out for your ass!
[6003] n!That takes care of the Zaibatsu Corporation!
[6004] n!That's one in the eye for those Redneck freaks!
[6005] n!Ha! That's put a fly in the Scientists' ointment!
[6006] n!There's the new Zaibatsu Boss, Red Valdex! Kill him!
[6007] n!It's the Redneck Boss, Billy Bob Bean. Quick! Get him!
[6008] n!Hey! That's the SRS Boss - Doctor LaBrat! Waste him!
[6009] n!Incredible! You beat all three of them! You'd better move your sorry ass out to the city's Industrial District before things get any worse.
[6100] KILL FRENZY!
[6101] Use an S-Uzi Machine Gun to kill 20 people in 60 seconds!
[6102] Wowza, buddy! You did it!
[6103] FRENZY PASSED!
[6104] Bad luck, buddy! You blew it!
[6105] FRENZY FAILED!
[6106] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #120 seconds#!
[6107] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!
[6108] Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #100 people# in #120 seconds#!
[6109] Use this #Vehicle# to shoot #75 people# in #90 seconds#!
[6110] Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #20 Cop Cars# in #120 seconds#!
[6111] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6112] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #60 seconds#!
[6113] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6114] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[6115] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6116] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 Cop cars# in #60 seconds#!
[6117] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[6118] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6119] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 Cops# in #60 seconds#!
[6120] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6121] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6122] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 Cops# in #60 seconds#!
[6123] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 Cop cars# in #60 seconds#!
[6124] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6125] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #60 seconds#!
[6126] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #120 seconds#!
[6127] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!
[6128] Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #30 people# in #120 seconds#!
[6129] Use this #Vehicle# to kill #30 people# in #90 seconds#!
[6130] Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #15 Cop Cars# in #120 seconds#!
[6131] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 people# in #90 seconds#!
[6132] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #10 Cops# in #60 seconds#!
[6133] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #10 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6134] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[6135] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #10 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6136] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #10 Cop cars# in #120 seconds#!
[6137] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[6138] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6139] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #10 Cops# in #90 seconds#!
[6140] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #120 seconds#!
[6141] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6142] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #10 Cops# in #120 seconds#!
[6143] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #5 Cop cars# in #120 seconds#!
[6144] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #15 people# in #60 seconds#!
[6145] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #10 Cops# in #90 seconds#!
[6146] n!Welcome to the #Residential District#, home to the roughneck #Redneck# gang, the smart-ass #SRS Scientists# and, of course, the cunning #Zaibatsu# Corporation. Good luck!
[6147] WANG CAR BONUS!
[6150] r!You just gone and got yourself out of job, Rooster.
[6151] r!Call yourself a tough guy, Rooster?
[6152] r!That was pure stupid, Rooster. I'm almost impressed.
[6153] r!Shit, Rooster. I can't believe we ever employed you in the first place.
[6154] r!How did you manage to screw that up, Rooster? That was real dumb.
[6155] r!I hope fer your sake the Cops are in a good mood, Rooster.
[6156] r!It's busier than a battery farm where you are goin', Rooster.
[6157] r!Gettin' cosy with the Cops won't make you many friends at Mobile RV, Rooster!
[6158] r!Well, Rooster, that's you off the job fer the time being.
[6159] r!I hope the Cops beat your bitch ass to a pulp. That should teach you to screw up a Redneck job.
[6160] s!That was an inadequate performance, THC-303. Worthy of a Redneck at its most backward, I think.
[6161] s!Poor show, THC-303! I was hoping to avoid putting low-grade SRS Clone Drones to task.
[6162] s!That's not the way to do it, THC-303. I think it is crystal clear that you are off the job.
[6163] s!How pathetic, THC-303. Now who will finish the job for us?
[6164] s!A pity, THC-303. We expected so much more from a healthy young specimen such as yourself.
[6165] s!Perhaps you should reconsider your chosen career, THC-303.
[6166] s!That was an arresting performance, THC-303, but far from productive.
[6167] s!You will find no Scientists in Alma Mater, THC-303. Until we meet again then... You are on your own.
[6168] s!Be warned, THC-303. Reveal anything of your connections with the SRS and Clone Drones will eliminate you in custody.
[6169] s!Such inefficient use of our time, THC-303. Please ensure that you are better suited to this line of work in future.
[6170] z!How dare you waste our time and leave the job unfinished, Gecko!
[6171] z!Some might say that was a fitting conclusion to your unacceptable behaviour, Gecko.
[6172] z!Such a bitterly disappointing outcome, Gecko. I suppose I must look elsewhere for suitable operatives.
[6173] z!How do you expect to rise up the Zaibatsu ranks with such pitiful displays, Gecko?
[6174] z!This isn't working, Gecko. Consider yourself OFF the job.
[6175] z!Such improper conduct deserves to be punished, Gecko.
[6176] z!Putting yourself in the hands of the Cops, Gecko, is NOT Zaibatsu style.
[6177] z!Getting arrested is not Zaibatsu style, Gecko!
[6178] z!That was slack, Gecko. Must I now consider alternative operatives?
[6179] z!What a wretched waste of time and money you are, Gecko!
[6180] Shit, son, you sure know how to cut it fine. The name's Buster - at your service. Here's the #$5,000# as agreed.
[6181] z!Well done, Gecko! You have passed all of the #Zaibatsu# jobs.
[6182] r!Jesus H Christ, Rooster! You've passed all of the #Redneck# jobs.
[6183] s!Excellent work, THC-303! You have passed all of the #Scientist# jobs.
[6184] SCIENTIST GANG COMPLETE!
[6185] REDNECK GANG COMPLETE!
[6186] ZAIBATSU GANG COMPLETE!
[7000] y!Get back and do the deal!
[7001] y!Stop fooling around and meet those Loonies!
[7002] y!Idiot! The rigged Ice-Cream Van must be parked by the Happy Gas tanks!
[7003] y!Where are you going? Pick up Gama Rei!
[7004] l!Get back and crush that Taxi!
[7005] Hey! Wait for me, stud!
[7006] Where are you going? Watch Lance in action!
[7007] z!Where are you going? Get back to Central Station!
[7008] z!Hey! Get back to the Car Crusher!
[7009] z!Hey, Gecko, how can you steal the Bank Van from there?
[7010] Hey, where are you going? Come back and pick us up!
[7011] z!How can you sound the horn from there?
[7012] Hey! Wait for me!
[7013] z!Get back and watch what's going down!
[7014] z!Hey, get back to the Crusher!
[7015] z!How can you pick them up from there?
[7020] KILL FRENZY!
[7021] Use the #Flamethrower# to kill #60 people# in #120 seconds#!
[7022] Well done! You passed!
[7023] FRENZY PASSED!
[7024] You screwed up, asswipe!
[7025] FRENZY FAILED!
[7030] KILL FRENZY!
[7031] Use the #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #10 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[7032] Nicely done! You did the business!
[7033] FRENZY PASSED!
[7034] Well you certainly made a mess made of that!
[7035] FRENZY FAILED!
[7040] KILL FRENZY!
[7041] Use the #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to kill #70 people# in #120 seconds#!
[7042] Ooh-la-la! You made the grade!
[7043] FRENZY PASSED!
[7044] You blew it, shit-head!
[7045] FRENZY FAILED!
[7050] KILL FRENZY!
[7051] Use the #Silenced S-Uzi Machine Gun# to kill #80 people# in #120 seconds#!
[7052] Mmm, nice!
[7053] FRENZY PASSED!
[7054] You lost it, loser!
[7055] FRENZY FAILED!
[7060] KILL FRENZY!
[7061] Use the #Silenced S-Uzi Machine Gun# to kill #25 people# in #60 seconds#!
[7062] Smashing! You did it!
[7063] FRENZY PASSED!
[7064] Ah, you useless piece-a-shit!
[7065] FRENZY FAILED!
[7070] l!That's you out of the running, Jumbo!
[7071] l!Ooh, Jumbo, that must have hurt.
[7072] l!Oh, Jumbo. Now what are we to do? Pick ourselves up, dust ourselves down and start all over again.
[7073] l!That was plain stupid, Jumbo, not Loony!
[7074] l!Oh... Jumbo Jumbo Jumbo! What a waste!
[7075] l!Hee-hoo! Your madcap mayhem has put you in jail, Jumbo!
[7076] l!You are CRAZY, Jumbo! Have fun on the inside... And don't forget to write!
[7077] l!You screw the crime, Jumbo, you do the time.
[7078] l!How can you finish the job from jail, Dumbo Jumbo?
[7079] l!Silly Jumbo! You should know that all jobs are off when the Cops get hold of you!
[7080] z!Your failure is pathetic, Gecko!
[7081] z!Your ineptitude is not Zaibatsu style, Gecko!
[7082] z!Shit like you is only fit for the sidewalk, Gecko.
[7083] z!Your performance is unacceptable, Gecko!
[7084] z!You clearly possess little intelligence, Gecko - artificial or otherwise.
[7085] z!Remember, Gecko - a Zaibatsu in custody never talks.
[7086] z!We own the prison, Gecko, but don't expect any privileges.
[7087] z!Professionals do not get arrested, Gecko!
[7088] z!That wasn't so smart, Gecko. The job is OFF.
[7089] z!Your incarceration is sad, Gecko. The Zaibatsu are FREE!
[7090] y!Your performance is pathetic, Kosai. Goodbye.
[7091] y!You failed me at a critical time, Kosai! You are OFF the job.
[7092] y!Your behaviour deserves the honour of a goat, Kosai!
[7093] y!You made a stupid mistake, Kosai!
[7094] y!This job is over for you, Kosai!
[7095] y!You lack discipline, Kosai. The Yakuza do not get caught!
[7096] y!Your weakness is detestable, Kosai!
[7097] y!Such ineptitude is intolerable, Kosai.
[7098] y!You idiot, Kosai! Who will finish the job now?
[7099] y!Getting arrested does not impress the Yakuza, Kosai!
[7100] KILL FRENZY!
[7101] Use the #Tank# to kill #35 people# in #60 seconds#!
[7102] Whey-hey! You made it!
[7103] FRENZY PASSED!
[7104] Aah, you failed. LOSER!
[7105] FRENZY FAILED!
[7110] KILL FRENZY!
[7111] Use the #Tank# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[7112] YES! You did it!
[7113] FRENZY PASSED!
[7114] NO! You blew it!
[7115] FRENZY FAILED!
[7120] KILL FRENZY!
[7121] Hee-hee! Use the #Fire Engine# to knock down #20 people# in #60 seconds#!
[7122] WOWZA! You did GREAT!
[7123] FRENZY PASSED!
[7124] OH NO! You did LOUSY!
[7125] FRENZY FAILED!
[7130] KILL FRENZY!
[7131] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #10 people# in #60 seconds#!
[7132] YEAH! Are you something special!
[7133] FRENZY PASSED!
[7134] UH-OH! Are you ever shit!
[7135] FRENZY FAILED!
[7140] KILL FRENZY!
[7141] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #30 people# in #120 seconds#!
[7142] Way to go! You did it!
[7143] FRENZY PASSED!
[7144] Duh! You blew it!
[7145] FRENZY FAILED!
[7150] KILL FRENZY!
[7151] Use the #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #15 Vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[7152] Good show!
[7153] FRENZY PASSED!
[7154] Poor show!
[7155] FRENZY FAILED!
[7160] KILL FRENZY!
[7161] Use the #Taxi# to run over #50 people# in #180 seconds#!
[7162] Super-duper! You made it!
[7163] FRENZY PASSED!
[7164] Super-pooper! You lost it!
[7165] FRENZY FAILED!
[7170] KILL FRENZY!
[7171] Use the #Flamethrower# to kill #10 people# in #60 seconds#!
[7172] WOW! What a performance!
[7173] FRENZY PASSED!
[7174] PHEW! What a performance!
[7175] FRENZY FAILED!
[7180] KILL FRENZY!
[7181] Use the #Flamethrower# to destroy #10 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[7182] A-MAZING! You did it!
[7183] FRENZY PASSED!
[7184] Oh dear. You blew it!
[7185] FRENZY FAILED!
[7190] KILL FRENZY!
[7191] Use the #Rocket Launcher# to kill #30 people# in #180 seconds#!
[7192] Well done! You did it!
[7193] FRENZY PASSED!
[7194] Bad luck! You blew it!
[7195] FRENZY FAILED!
[7200] KILL FRENZY!
[7201] Use the #Machine Gun# to kill #40 people# in #120 seconds#!
[7202] Oh yeah! That was terrific!
[7203] FRENZY PASSED!
[7204] Oh dear! That was terrible!
[7205] FRENZY FAILED!
[7210] KILL FRENZY!
[7211] Use the #Machine Gun# to destroy #8 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!
[7212] Remarkable! You did it!
[7213] FRENZY PASSED!
[7214] Rubbish! You blew it!
[7215] FRENZY FAILED!
[7220] KILL FRENZY!
[7221] Use the #Silenced Machine Gun# to kill #5 Cops# in #60 seconds#!
[7222] UNBELIEVABLE! You did it!
[7223] FRENZY PASSED!
[7224] UNBELIEVABLE! You didn't do it!
[7225] FRENZY FAILED!
[7230] KILL FRENZY!
[7231] Use the #Silenced Machine Gun# to destroy #4 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!
[7232] Nice! You did the deed!
[7233] FRENZY PASSED!
[7234] Shit! What a waste of time that was!
[7235] FRENZY FAILED!
[8001] Line Succeed!
[8002] Line Fail!
[801] GTA2 PREVIEW
[802] n!Hey there, kid. Sorry to break this to you but... You got a bellyful of explosives and only 6 minutes to live life to the full. Have fun!
[B01] Hut On The Hill
[B02] Krishna Krushers
[B03] The Cross
[B04] Brown-Eye Sewage Plant
[B05] Russian HQ
[B06] Chemists
[B07] House Of Guns
[B08] Power Core
[B09] Cop Station HQ
[B10] Cop Station
[B11] Lubyanka Warehouses
[B12] Russian Cranes
[B13] Zaibatsu Cranes
[B14] Krishna Cranes
[B15] Tower Square
[B16] Power Plant
[B17] Mad Island
[B18] Construction Yard
[B19] DeCon Labs
[B20] Army Base
[B21] Tedium Docks
[B22] Azeri Heights Docks
[B23] Lubyanka Docks
[B24] Hospital
[B25] Jesus Saves
[accurcy] Accuracy Bonus!
[arig] n!This vehicle's already rigged!
[b_fail] BONUS STAGE FAILED!
[b_pass] BONUS STAGE PASSED!
[back] BACK
[bdone] n!The vehicle's been rigged! That's #$%d#.
[best] BEST
[bnk_job] BANK JOBS
[bnslevs] PLAY BONUS STAGES
[bomb_on] BOMB ARMED!
[bonslev] BONUS STAGE
[bonus_l] TIME UP!
[bonus_w] BONUS COMPLETE!
[bspc_i] BACKSPACE
[bus_hi] BUSES HIJACKED
[c00] Pistol
[c01] S-Uzi Machine Gun
[c02] Rocket Launcher
[c03] ElectroGun
[c04] Molotov Cocktails
[c05] Grenades
[c06] Shotgun
[c07] ElectroBaton
[c08] Flamethrower
[c09] Silenced S-Uzi Machine Gun
[c10] Dual Pistol
[c11] na
[c12] na
[c13] na
[c14] na
[c15] Vehicle Bomb
[c16] Vehicle Oil Slick
[c17] Vehicle Mines
[c18] Vehicle Machine Guns
[c19] Tank Gun
[c20] Water Cannon
[c21] Vehicle Flamethrower
[c22] Jeep Gun
[c23] Instant Vehicle Bomb
[c24] na
[c25] na
[c26] na
[c27] na
[c28] Multiplier +1
[c29] Life +1
[c30] Health
[c31] Armor
[c32] Get Outta Jail Free Card
[c33] Cop Bribe
[c34] Invulnerability*
[c35] Double Damage
[c36] Fast Reload
[c37] ElectroFingers
[c38] Respect!
[c39] Invisibility
[c40] Instant Gang
[c41] na
[c42] na
[c43] na
[c44] na
[car0] Romero
[car1] Wellard
[car10] Bulwark
[car11] Bus
[car12] Cop Car
[car13] Minx
[car14] Eddy
[car16] Panto
[car17] Fire Truck
[car18] Shark
[car19] GT-A1
[car2] Aniston BD4
[car21] Garbage Truck
[car22] Armed Land Roamer
[car23] Hot Dog Van
[car24] Hot Dog Dummy 1
[car25] Hot Dog Dummy 2
[car26] Hot Dog Dummy 3
[car27] Ice-Cream Van
[car28] Dementia Limousine
[car29] Dementia
[car3] Pacifier
[car30] Land Roamer
[car31] Jefferson
[car32] Stretch Limousine
[car33] Sports Limousine
[car34] Medicar
[car35] Benson
[car36] Schmidt
[car37] Miara
[car38] Big Bug
[car39] Morton
[car4] G4 Bank Van
[car40] Maurice
[car41] Pickup
[car42] A-Type
[car44] Arachnid
[car45] Spritzer
[car46] Stinger
[car47] Meteor
[car48] Meteor
[car49] Hachura
[car5] Beamer
[car50] B-Type
[car51] Taxi Xpress
[car52] SWAT Van
[car53] Michelli Roadster
[car54] Tank
[car55] Tanker
[car56] Taxi
[car57] T-Rex
[car58] Tow Truck
[car59] Train
[car6] Box Car
[car60] Train Cab
[car61] Train FB
[car62] Trance-Am
[car63] Truck Cab
[car64] Truck Cab SX
[car65] Container
[car66] Transporter
[car67] TV Van
[car68] Van
[car69] U-Jerk Truck
[car7] Box Truck
[car70] Z-Type
[car71] Rumbler
[car72] Wreck 0
[car73] Wreck 1
[car74] Wreck 2
[car75] Wreck 3
[car76] Wreck 4
[car77] Wreck 5
[car78] Wreck 6
[car79] Wreck 7
[car8] Bug
[car80] Wreck 8
[car81] Wreck 9
[car82] Jagular XK
[car83] Furore GT
[car84] Special Agent Car
[car85] Hot Dog Dummy 4
[car86] Karma Bus
[car_cst] AUTO DAMAGE COST
[car_dam] VEHICLES DAMAGED
[car_des] VEHICLES DESTROYED
[carjack] VEHICLES HIJACKED
[carjaka] Car Jacka!
[cdone] n!It's clean - the plates have been changed. That's #$%d#.
[charctr] PLAYER
[clrchar] DELETE PLAYER
[clrsl_i] DELETE PLAYER
[cmpltd] AREA COMPLETE!
[comms1] %s has left the game!
[connect] Connecting...
[contnue] CONTINUE
[cop_kl] LAWMEN KILLED
[copkill] Cop Killa!
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[del_i] DELETE
[delch_i] DELETE LETTER
[demded] PLAYER DEAD!
[demquit] PLAYER QUIT!
[demtime] TIME UP!
[down_i] DOWN
[dst_all] Wipe Out!
[ed_det] EDIT NAME
[edtname] EDIT NAME
[edtnm_i] EDIT NAME
[elvis_d] Elvis Has Left The Building!
[em_dest] Medical Emergency!
[ent_i] ENTER
[entrnam] ENTER NAME
[esc_i] ESC
[evsnrtg] FUGITIVE FACTOR
[excutin] Expeditious Execution!
[fined] SPOT FINE!
[fined1] FINED!
[firearm] WEAPON OFFENCES
[fly_car] INSANE STUNT BONUS!
[fr_ent1] VEUILLEZ SAISIR LE CODE DE VERROUILLAGE
[fr_ent2] PARENTAL POUR JOUER A GTA2
[fr_pmpt] CODE DE VERROUILLAGE PARENTAL:
[fr_rnt1] CODE DE VERROUILLAGE PARENTAL
[fr_rnt2] INCORRECT, VEUILLEZ VERIFIER SUR LA
[fr_rnt3] NOTICE JOINTE ET SAISISSEZ-LE A NOUVEAU
[frag_gm] FRAG GAME
[frags_h] FRAGS
[fried] TOASTED!
[g_over] GAME OVER!
[gam_cmp] GAME COMPLETE!
[ganga1] Loony
[ganga2] Yakuza
[ganga3] Zaibatsu
[ganga4] Redneck
[ganga5] Scientist
[ganga6] Krishna
[ganga7] Russian
[gencide] Genocide!
[gng_kl] GANG MEMBERS KILLED
[hi_empt] EMPTY
[hi_for] HIGH SCORES FOR AREA
[hi_scre] VIEW HIGH SCORES
[hijack] HIJACKS
[kffail] FRENZY FAILED!
[kfpass] FRENZY PASSED!
[kfstart] KILL FRENZY!
[kills_h] KILLS
[last] LAST
[leagtab] VIEW LEAGUE SCORE TABLE
[league] LEAGUE SCORE TABLE
[left_i] LEFT
[loading] GET READY...
[m01] Azeri Heights
[m02] Krimea
[m03] Lubyanka
[m04] Pravda
[m05] Vedic Temple
[m06] Tabernacle
[m07] Narayana
[m08] Maharishi
[m09] Sennora
[m10] Escobar
[m11] Bayano
[m12] Lattero
[m13] Petula
[m14] Tedium
[m15] Gonad
[m16] Cayman
[m17] Xenoton
[m18] The Village
[m19] Mobile RV Park
[m20] Tabasco
[m21] Guntersville
[m22] Redemption
[m23] Xanadu
[m24] Dominatrix
[m25] Largo
[m26] Stromberg
[m27] Belmont
[m28] Morton
[m29] Wormley
[m30] Arbo
[m31] Zarelli
[m32] Omnitron
[m33] Romanova
[m34] Sunnyside
[m35] Azimuth
[m36] Barking
[m37] Fruitbat
[m38] Funabashi
[m39] Ukita
[m40] Shiroto
[m41] Kyabetsu
[m42] Avalon
[m43] Altamount
[m44] Flotsam
[mainmen] BACK TO MAIN MENU
[mfail] JOB FAILED!
[mpkill1] You killed yourself
[mpkill2] You wasted
[mpkill3] killed you
[mpkill4] wasted
[mpkill5] committed suicide
[mult_d] DRAWN!
[mult_l] YOU LOSE!
[mult_q] QUITTER!
[mult_w] YOU WIN!
[murder] CIVILIANS MURDERED
[name_i] ENTER NAME
[nespray] n!I ain't touchin' that! Get outta here!
[netui01] &Join
[netui02] &Create
[netui03] Cancel
[netui04] Name
[netui05] Reject
[netui06] &Start
[netui07] Send
[netui08] Network GTA2
[netui09] Game Speed
[netui10] Game Speed: Slow
[netui11] Game Speed: Normal
[netui12] Game Speed: Fast
[netui13] Players Required:
[netui14] Cops
[netui15] Cops ON
[netui16] Cops OFF
[netui17] Frags To Win
[netui18] Points To Win
[netui19] Frag Game
[netui20] Points Game
[netui21] Time Limit (Minutes)
[netui22] Tag Game
[nexbons] PLAY NEXT BONUS STAGE
[nicetry] NICE TRY!
[nicked] BUSTED!
[no] NO WAY!
[no_cd1] PLEASE QUIT GAME
[no_cd2] AND
[no_cd3] INSERT GTA2 CD
[nspray] n!Come back when ya got the cash!
[nspraya] n!You ain't got enough cash! You need #$%d#.
[nxt_lvl] PLAY NEXT AREA
[options] OPTIONS
[pause] PAUSED
[pbon] Collected: %d/%d
[pgmiss] %s Jobs Passed: %d/%d
[play] PLAY
[plr_ded] YOU ARE DEAD!
[plr_qut] PLAYER QUIT!
[pmiss] Total Jobs Passed: %d/%d
[pnts_h] POINTS
[pscore] Target Score: %d
[psec] Kill Frenzies Passed: %d/%d
[psxan0] ANALOG MODE IS
[psxan1] NOT SUPPORTED!
[psxcanc] CANCEL
[psxchng] CHANGE VOLUME
[psxconf] CONFIRM
[psxdemo] DEMO
[psxeff] EFFECTS VOLUME
[psxfast] FAST
[psxmus] MUSIC VOLUME
[psxnorm] NORMAL
[psxquit] QUIT PLAY
[psxret] RESUME PLAY
[psxrmv0] CONTROLLER HAS BEEN
[psxrmv1] REMOVED FROM CONTROLLER
[psxrmv2] PORT 1! RE-INSERT
[psxrmv3] CONTROLLER TO CONTINUE!
[psxsel] SELECT
[psxslow] SLOW
[psxsq0] YOU SURE YOU
[psxsq1] WANNA QUIT?
[psxss0] THIS IS A STATUS SAVE
[psxss1] POINT. DO YOU WANT
[psxss2] TO SAVE YOUR STATUS?
[psxtext] TEXT SPEED:
[pts_gm] POINTS GAME
[quit] QUIT
[quit1] Is that it?
[quit2] Press the ENTER key to quit play.
[quit3] Press the ESC key to resume play.
[repbons] REPLAY BONUS STAGE
[repdemo] REPLAY
[replay] REPLAY PREVIOUS AREA
[right_i] RIGHT
[run_ovr] CIVILIANS RUN DOWN
[s01] The Ol' Banjo
[s02] Disgracelands
[s03] RV Opry
[s04] Central Cop HQ
[s05] Army Base
[s06] Alma Mater Prison
[s07] The Mall
[s08] Scientist Research Center
[s09] Plaza de Panique
[sales_1] GTA2 - AVAILABLE FRIDAY 22 OCTOBER 1999
[savepos] RESUME SAVED STATUS
[score] SCORE
[sdone] n!There ya go! Nice colour! That's #$%d#.
[shocked] SHOCKING!
[slfkils] PLAYER SUICIDES
[stl_all] Grand Theft Auto!
[stl_car] EMPTY VEHICLES STOLEN
[strtlev] START PLAY IN AREA
[sure] ARE YOU SURE?
[svcanc] Save Cancelled!
[svdone] n!#Your #status# is #saved#!#
[svmiss] n!#You #cannot save# your state of play while you are #on a job#. Get back to work!#
[svscore] n!#Get lost, ya bum! It costs #$50,000# to save the state of play here!#
[tag_gm] TAG GAME
[times_h] TIMES
[timeup] Time Up!
[tot_hi] TOTAL HIGH SCORE TABLE
[tport] TELEPORT!
[trn_hi] TRAINS HIJACKED
[unconc] PEDS KO'D
[up_i] UP
[w01] University
[w02] J-Lab
[w03] Zaibatsu HQ
[wasted] WASTED!
[wrngway] BACK-TO-FRONT BONUS!
[yes] YEAH!
[yourit] YOU ARE IT!